Update:  uncle pigfucker sent $500, spent $450 at VS and bought $100 boots.

 Buy Me the Wii and Wii Fit and you get a free gift certificate for $50 for Me!

OMG I was like the most nicest Princess in the Whole Wide World today.  First I took a picture of Me wearing screwy stewey’s brand new leather jacket and also shipped his bra out  to him PLUS an older more worn “bonus” bra to him all the way to the UK! While I was at it, baboon who has dibs on one of the thongs , will finally be receiving the bra I promised him a year ago plus the monkey hat and a huge blow up monkey. baboon sent $300 plus $700 I forgot to mention earlier.  he will be paying for his thong asap.

hairlip bought more goodies from My amazon wishlist and renewed MY subscription to Netflix for another year.  fagarina got buttfucked outta $300 and is sending $200 in the mail.  Poor little senor doggy. he bought those super awesome boots for Me but they ran totally small so I made him by the size larger and I sent back the first pair. Even though I requested that they be refunded to the purchaser, Amazon sent Me a gift certificate for it.  I didn’t cash the gift certificate, instead I notified senor froggy about it and told him that he could email them and have them  cancel the gift certificate and refund him instead..but also left the option open of keeping it Myself. Wasn’t that nice of Me?  After a little reflection he agreed that it would be a wonderful idea for Me to keep his refund.   I think he is gonna buy one of the thongs too.  he hasn’t quite agreed on it yet.but..I have a funny feeling he will. teehee

fatty, report to do duty. I have a shopping assignment for your broke ass.  It’s so cheap even a big fat bubba of blubba like you can afford it.

 oliver..I know you are reading this.  p.s. you owe ME $500

Floor tile is down. he grouts everything monday then puts in My cabinets!

mrobot fucking activate!!!

I just sold a bra that screwy stewy bought Me that fit sorta weird.  I was gonna return it and he asked if he could buy it instead. So I said “sure, that will be $500” and of course it was an offer he couldn’t refuse. heehee!  Stewey has been buying ME a slew of bras and panties and also a new leather scuba jacket. Way to go screwball!

I also have 2 thongs available that I will be selling for $500 each.  I hate thongs but they came with the nighties.  Email Me if you want to have a special romantic interlude with My own cast-off thong!  A cotton thong rejected by Princess Herself!   I also have a red latex dress that I will sell for $500.  I’m wearing it in today’s avatar.   It’s very stretchy and a size Large, so most of you will be able to squeeze into it.  Oh yeh and a nurse uniform.I have one I will sell..all $500 a pop.  Oh and I have a few old bras that I wore out that I can add to the sale as well. Send your cash to place your claim.

Well the bathtub/shower tile is almost done.  It still hasn’t been grouted and there is still spacers and that adhesive gunk in the cracks in this photo. Yay! I now have a huge ass shower niche to put all My hair product! No more of those ugly shower caddies for this bathroom! I’ll post pics as progress is made.  The counter top came out more peachy than I wanted. The marble looked so much lighter on the website.  I don’t know if I have the patience to reorder though. I’m gonna see how it looks before making any decision on it.  Floor tile is going to start getting installed tomorrow. Hurray!

I’m thinking I don’t really want to cover MY pretty shower tile with a shower curtain and should put up glass.but ugh..glass gets so gross.  Does anyone have the frameless shower doors?  Do they really stay a lot cleaner?  Does treating the glass help a lot with hard water spots and build up and stuff?

My sleep schedule as been all messed up lately because I have been having to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to let the contractor in.  I’ve been very hard to get a hold of lately. Patience, My little freaks. Send your yahoo messages because I always have My mobile on ME.

2 words : uncle pigfucker.  Do you remember who that is?  So far I got $4,000 out of him! I’m going in to try to get another $1,000 out of his spazz ass!

Update: But of course! I got another $1,000. his total for today a whopping $5,000!

chilly plays with his willy is a communal moneyslave.  he popped out of nowhere and sent $200 plus a large framed art from My wishlist.  I managed to get a total of $1200 plus the art from him last night.  2 blazers from fatty, $125 CC rewards from hairlip, $400 from toejamjam and $300 from somebody else.but hmmm I can’t remember top of My head who the $300 came from.

Shopping opportunities!  Framed art for bath

Well, I’m still Diet Pepsi free. I’ve cut out all aspartame.  I’ve been kicking around the idea of going organic.  Wow are the prices way higher.  One thing I can say is..the chicken tastes sooooo much better than supermarket chicken. The texture is sooo different and it’s so much more tender and seems to cook faster!  Organic chicken breasts are like B cups and supermarket are like D cups.but I’m actually stunned how much more flavorful the organic chicken.  I’m definitely noticing a difference in dairy products.  Some of the prepared stuff is pretty weird. Cookies, salad dressing, crackers..were all pretty odd.   Anyway, we will see if this turns into a phase..for now..keep the cash rolling in because ONLY the BEST for Princess!!

There are really no words for this.

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