Update: oliver twisted sent $1,000..but guess what.you were late.so you owe another $1,000!! I’ll be waiting for it!

oliver twisted your payment is late!!! you owe $1500!!! Do you want another penalty??

Another $500 from screwy stewy, $300 from fagarina, $500 from vintage furfreak, $300 from senor doggy, $500 from a brand new slave named tom from europe but I can’t remember what country he said.  yo tom, you sorta just poof disappeared after giving Me your money?  Did you like jizz your pants after pushing send or something? hahahaha!  FUCK! you a-holes are SoooooOoooo pathetic!

I have a shitload of exchanges I need to box up.

 So many goodies. Let’s see the last few days what have you little turds done for ME? $1500 from a slave who would prefer to remain anonymous (heehee), $500 from uncle pigfucker, $500 from jason,  $600 of amazon gift certificates from pathetic wimp, a new peacoat from tittyboy, pants from fatty, $1,000 from twinkie and lots of things have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist: Wii games, Wii Active, bath towels, BlackBerry and Wii accessories, heels, ect.ect.ect.and ECT!  I decided Wii fit is for total wimps, but Wii Active workouts are a bit more difficult.  We are totally enjoying the Wii, hairlip. you should be soo proud.  I’m sure you are chomping at the bit to make your first cash tribute of the year, hairlip! 🙂  Oh that “bob” guy who used to send nice fat cash tributes in the mail, popped back up and said he was going to send $1000.  I look forward to it, old man and I expect a LOT more in the future.  hmmm.you know who has been slacking?? That aussie wimpy fag wuss unroyal fool!!  Get your ass to the bank and send Me at least $1,000!  david b I got your box of goodies.  Why are some of the items taken out of the package?  you didn’t rub your  wang on My phone’s battery charger or something, did you?  I’ll be sanitizing everything just in case!  I was pleased to find the surprise $100 in the envelope.  From now on, ship everything to My address, there is no reason for it to go to your house first and have risk Me picking up some of your freaky dna or something.  HAHA! Now go make another $300 donation david b.   (did I ever give you a nickname?) Oh and I’ll be adding more stuff for you on My wishlist.

It’s fucking COLD. Snowy and cold.

 tittyboy has a few days off so he has been ordered to make some more fat gay porn!  Hurray!!  I’m sure all you fat mancows can’t wait to watch the cock disappear in his orifices, those titties flap and his flab fly!  hahahaha Oh grosss. That made Me wanna upchuck just writing that!!!

OMG toiletbrush, you are SUCH a major fag! Instead of sending ME a nice fat $500 donation to start up the year, I see that you are paying to watch old videos of tittyboy sucking cock!  OMGeeeee! How gay can you get?! HAHAHA you are such fucking german fairy-schnitzel!

tittyboy got his tatoo!! Who else is gonna get one? heehee! I’m impressed. It looks like Me a lot!  It even looks kinda evil. My big gripe of course is that My hair isn’t friggin curly and big enough!!   I wanted swirls of curls EVERYWHERE!  Fucker!  Well the picture he used was one where my hair had been brushed through and not very curly, but he was instructed to use the fat curls from other picture examples.  Probably too much work or something. Anyway, the artist did so good on the face,  even though My nose is a little bit too pointy or thin or something..but I am still quite happy with it! It’s pretty red right now and the face shadowing should tone down a bit.  It’s weird.when he moves around, sometimes the look on MY face looks softer and then sometimes it gets more diabolical!

tada!

Oh My! I’ve been rolling in it lately.  So many gifts.  One guy  named david went through and bought a bunch of goodies off My wishlist plus $200.  hairlip got Me the Wii and Wii Fit,  $500 from screwy stewey, $500 from the 20 something year old douche, $800 from vintage furfreak, $300 from pedro,  tweed business suit from stewey (I’m gonna exchange it though, I decided I really like don’t double breasted suit jackets on Me they fit strange in the bust. More prezzies than I can keep track of!  Yippy!  I still have to google google google. fatty and tittyboy  still owe Me Christmas gifts I just have to decide exactly what. Those of you who haven’t sent My Christmas gift only have a few days to do it! Get to it, skanks!!

Much to do!

Brapalooza 2009!

Here’s just some of the bras I have gotten the last few weeks.  Keep in mind I have them hanging on doorknobs, in the laundry, in the dryer and am expecting at least 10 more in the mail I exchanged or haven’t arrived yet. I’m the crazy bra lady now!  Not all the bras I received are in this picture. lol!

Here’s a few pieces of lingerie I have up for sale. (below)  $500 per item.   Think of it as My Christmas gift to mankind.  My bra charitably donated to warm the heart of some lonely loser during the holiday season.  Yes, this bra could be yours to treasure for many years to come!  $500 is a small price to pay for a Christmas Miracle!!  Seasons Greetings, suckers!

Yes the 3 in the middle are all identical, cuz I’m so pretty I deserve 3 of everything.  The babydoll nightie, I dried and it shrunk so short it won’t cover My fanny.

And here.. like a twinkling star on top of the Christmas tree is a pair of panties Victorias Secret gave Me for free.  I will wear it for a day. Ride My stationary bike in it and send it to you just in time for the holidays!  (Well.maybe a day or two later, depending if I can wake up before the post office closes.)  While Mommy is kissing SantaClause underneath the Christmas tree, you can be upstairs wearing Princess’ panties on your head doing what you do best! Oh what a Christmas to remember!!

senor doggy coughed up his $500 like a good boy.  loopy for legs texted Me all concerned that I hadn’t mentioned the $400 that he sent. hmmm..guess I forgot about it. LOL!  you still owe $200 you boozey dickless ass maggot!  I don’t care who’s cock you have to suck to get it!

oooooh sooo weird. I’m so psychic.  This last  week I was all obsessing on what phone to get.  My phone wasn’t really acting up but the sound quality was getting bad and My bluetooth was sounding like shit.  So I was researching phones for a few days and poof! Guess who got the white screen of death?  Totally white. Nothing on the monitor when you turned it on and off just bright light. I soft reset it and nothing and I couldn’t hard reset it because you couldn’t see the menu.  More annoyingly, I could hear it dinnng dinnnng ddinnnng-ing every time one of you addicted freaks texted or yahoo’ed ME.  So I took it to My service provider.  I wasn’t too keen on having it worked on because generally when I have phone problems, before I go in there, I shut off my messages or password them and delete the really crazy shit from you nutbags.   I could just imagine them working on it and the screen popping to life with messages flashing across it from “fagarina” saying he has his toilet in the head or “tittyboy” having a text-fest about his bouncey titties and sucking whitetrash trucker dick.  Anywhoo, that didn’t happen. They deemed the phone too sick to fix and I got a Blackberry.  This is taking some getting use to. My Treo had a touchscreen and a keyboard.  This is all keyboard and rollerball.  My nails wouldn’t work with a completely touchscreen keyboard.  My major gripe is.the messaging is not completely threaded like My treo. It’s a friggin’ clusterfuck with all the texts I get!!!  So I had to download an application for threaded SMS.   Also My old treo vibrated while the phone rang.  Can you set it to vibrate during the ring?  I haven’t seen that option..all I have managed to be able to get it to do is vibrate once or twice at the beginning then start the ring after two vibrations.  That annoys Me.  All you crackberry bitchwhores get to fiddling with your phones and see if it can be made to vibrate WHILE ringtoning.   I downloaded an app that did it and also let me set the LED alert to different colors which I totally dug on, but that didn’t work with My threaded SMS application.  This shit pisses Me off and once I start playing with settings I get all OCD about it and won’t quit until it’s set up to perfection.  Now I want to crack somebody in the head with my crackberry phone.  Ok..enough of My phone frustrations.  Let’s talk about something fun!  Like you getting off your worthless, deviant asses and sending ME a big fat cash prezzy!!!  It’s Christmas!! And this year you are going to bust your ass to give Me more than ever before!!

oh yeh btw deryk paid off his ILU IOU of $3,550.

Update:  Did someone get the jacket I posted earlier? It says out of stock now. If so, email Me so I don’t have to look for more military jackets.

Here’s another coat I’d like.  I’ll take this one in 14. Size chart seems to run small.

vaseline freak called ME and said he had $900 and would I please take it.  5 minute later it was in My account.  Easy sleazy vaseline freak!  Oh and let’s not forget sissy tommikins who tried to “be normal” again.  he hadn’t called Me for a few weeks which is unlike him.  Turns out, he decided to attempt to get another girlfriend.  Of course, that didn’t work out so good for him because he has been brainwashed and programmed by Me for 5 years now!  he attempted sex twice with this unfortunate female!  EPIC FAIL!  Both times he was completely unable to get an erection.  By the second time, she was so offended, she asked him to leave. HAHAHAHAHA feeling alone, pathetic and broken he went to a dirty book store and sucked cock.  heeeheee This little story makes Me warm and fuzzy inside.  It’s totally PRINCESS SIERRA’s idea of a Hallmark Special! hahahahaha!  I broke your dick, MUTHA FUCKA and there is NOTHING you can do about it! 

Slews of prezzies have been coming in, bras galore, jeans, art, medicine cabinet for downstairs bath, and several pair of boots. Here’s the pair  the twinkie got Me yesterday.

The master bath is DONE and it’s beautiful!  As soon as I get the right guest towels and bath rug and My art arrives I’ll take pics.   I’ll be starting on the downstairs bath next. 

Oh I’m selling a bunch of old bras. Lost a  few lbs and I’m back in a C and out of the D’s.  Since I make you fucks buy 3 of everything I like in every color..I have a shitload of bras to sell.  They will all be $500 a piece, ya know..to cover shipping and handling.Me shipping, you handling yourself because you’re a loser sniffing My old bras!  I have a nasty habit of tossing My $50 bras in the dryer which is a really bad idea if they have any padding or pushup.  The padding gets all turned around and dented.   But I’ve never been too concerned because it’s SOOO easy to get you perverts to buy Me new undergarments. 

Anyway, going kinda-organic is working out fairly well for Me.  I feel better too. I’m not super strict though, I still go to normal restaurants and stuff.  Its quite confusing trying to go all natural and give up processed grains and all that jazz.  Free range chickens, vegetarian fed chickens, steroid free, all natural, organic, gluten free, blah blah blah..so much information to try to grasp.sooo fucking confusing. Why must they make it so difficult?

el pequeno, tell that bald beaner bitch, senor doggy, that I want My $500 IMMEDIATELY..on second thought..since he didn’t show up on time last night, he earned a $100 late fee.  $600 asap!  I’ll be looking for it!

oliver, *snap* .  I have just snapped My fingers.  Look down, you should have an erection.  Am I right?  Of course I am.  That gross little worm is even leaking as you read this!  Now send ME $1,000 and call Me in the morning. (Late morning..I like to sleep in, as you know.)

Well, I still have lots of fall fashion clothing I want.  I’m googling coats. I want a military jacket too and some sexy tops.  I’ll post as I find them.  hairlip, I am waiting for My new toy!!

Ok I’m getting bored of My treo and the sound quality is getting really bad.  New phone time!  I don’t think I will do an I-phone because I don’t think I can text on a complete touchscreen. I do a LOT of texting and I have these pretty nails, ya know?  I’m trying to decide on BlackBerry Tour or a  Palm Pre.   Anyone have a Palm Pre? 

Update: Shopping!
Medicine Cabinet for downstairs bath has been added to My amazon wishlist.  If you have a Lowe’s card and would like to use it, you can also buy it here.

Well the bathroom counter looks better than I thought it was going to! Here’s what we got so far.   Some problem with the sink plumbing came up so the floor tile hasn’t been grouted yet and I’m trying to decide on color of baseboards.  First I was thinking with going with the same color as the cabinets and mirrors, but I think that might make it look too small and boxed in.  I have to decide by monday.  I also need to find the perfect cabinet knobs.  I haven’t decided on what color I want those in, but I think they need to be amber or beige or cream or something to contrast.  The rubbed oil bronze that I’ve done all the fixtures and will be doing all the light covers in will blend right into the cabinet, so I won’t be going with metal I don’t think.  I’m sooo googled out.  I still have to decide what colors I’m going to do towels and artwork.  I was thinking having contrast of cream and lavender or purple of some sort.  Generally when I have a room painted, I change my mind 3 times. Unfortunately, I don’t change my mind until the room is totally painted.  The bathroom only took 2 times!  My handy whore spent all day painting it to perfection  and then came in the next day to find that I had partially painted the back wall a darker shade and did a few slaps of the lighter walls with a different shade to test them out.  All his hard worked defaced while he was gone and he had to do it all over. I’m happy with the colors now. 

Yay!  My little secretary desk arrived and envelopes of cash!

Here’s deryk’s package of cash! $1270.00

Here’s fagarina’s.

As usual, fagarina’s package is dwarfed by every other man’s package! hahaha!

Me and deryk aka uncle pigfucker played a fun little game! The ILU’s IOU’s! Every time he said “I love YOU” to Me on the phone he owed Me $50.  Guess how many times he said it?? 71 times!  $3,550!  It’s a VERY fun game!  you should play it too! Hell!! EVERYBODY should play the PRINCESS SIERRA ILuvU’s IOU’s game!  It should be an Olympic event!