Update: screwy stewy sent another $500 after I posted here.  But of course..:)

stewy, I LOVE this necklace you bought!  Now, that I got your attention MY little screwy one..send more cash!!

$1,000 from uncle pigfucker, $1,000 from that sissy freak who calls drugged up on booze and ambien.  $500 from shitenstein, $500 from loser jason who has a nickname but I think I forgot it.  $600 from toejam jam, $500 from twinkie.

shitenstein however promised $500 more and did NOT keep his promise.  Time to FUCK his shit up!!! If you are reading this shitenstein, be afraid. BE VERY afraid. I do NOT like liars!   I know you have a fucking pathetic life and not much to lose, but I have fucking pictures of you doing unimaginably twisted things! Do you fucking forget that???  Today..you are My research subject.

Hey boys! Valentine’s day is right around the corner. Don’t you want to give Me your heart, your love, your devotion, your wallet,  your humility, you future, your life savings!?!?   Of course you do..I’m your one true love!  Love of your fucking life, beeeches!  you should be playing 80’s love ballads all weekend and clicking all MY donation buttons and buying Me gift cards, diamonds, prezzies and anything else My greedy little heart desires!    Oh and don’t any of you scumbags THINK about wasting MY money on your significant other!  I’m the ONLY Woman you will be thinking of on Valentines and I hope your wives and girlfriends get soo disillusioned and annoyed by the fact that you totally forgot to plan anything for them..that they put on their spanx and bump-its and go out looking for another man!!  you sicks fucks would probably like that, being all closet cock-suckers and all!  haha Whatever.  Freeeeeaks!  If she’s been with your pathetic ass for  15+ years, I will let you go to the gas-station and buy one of those chocolate shaped roses that are covered in tinfoil.  you know, the ones that taste like the yuckiest milk chocolate EVER..oh and not the solid ones..just the hollow ones!  She’s got bad taste, she married you! She’d probably like it! Even though ALL females are superior to you ..it just fucking boggles MY brain how any woman could stoop to marry one of you bastards!!

Oh and chewtoy.this goes double for you! I know you mentioned your wife wanted to go do something sweet on Valentine’s day and was hoping for some special lunch or dinner!  No fucking way in hell! But your wife gets  a special allowance.  Since you are not so fond of your wife’s girth, you will buy her as many candy hearts, hot tamales, jelly bellies, heart cookies and sprinkled covered cupcakes she could EVER want and the tiniest, tightest wee red thong that will get lost in her ass!!  Saturday night, you will be forced to masturbate to videos of men getting jailhouse dildo-fucked, so that you will be completely drained when she demands you crawl on board for the fupa shuffle!!

HAHAHAHA!

Oh somebody, buy this asap!!  Resort bathroom rug get the 30″x 50″ one in ivory.

 sissy tommikins did $400 of WholeFoods GC’s, twinkie did $1000 V-day gift, stewey sent another $200 in tributes and more amazon shopping!  toiletbrush get a hold of ME pronto, we need to finish up some more shopping!!   uncle pigfucker contacted ME today and he’s already planning his next game of I Luv U I.O.U.!!  Next week! We are playing again and raising the stakes!!

Update: toiletbrush’s shopathon never ends!!  he signed up for another $1,000 worth of shopping!! 

oliver twisted sent $1,000 and attempted to make another $600 payment.  oliver.the second payment you made still never went through.  It’s safe to try again, because it obviously didn’t work. Chop chop, oliver!

screwy stewy bought Me the i-touch ipod thingie on My wishlist and the noise canceling headphones.  toiletbrush’s shopathon continues!! FUN!!

Little items have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist as well!  After I rape senor doggy for some cash, I’m going to do kettlebell work out and then come back and keep on googling prezzies!

Update:  Yo, creepy cokehead sissy!  I know I totally titillated you on our little phone call yesterday.  you are SOO hooked already!  Make yourself useful and buy ME $500 worth of Whole Foods gift certificates.  They take Amex  and since the merchant account is keeping an eye on multiple charges on your card, this will be a good way to burn your cash. I do all My grocery shopping here.  you feed Me yummy, over-priced organic food and I’ll feed you coke, ambien and LOTS and LOTS of booze!!   I’m going to make you a TOTAL user..and then I’m gonna use-yer ass!

Oh My.  toiletbrush has promised $2,500 worth of clothes shopping.  I think we have 1,800 of the shopping done so far!  I’ve been googling and googling and googling!!  It’s hard to find new places to clothes shop that I haven’t already perused!!

he’s gotten Me tons of sexy new blouses, sweaters, jeans, ect! Can’t wait until the boxes all get here.  Well back to the googling!

OMG that creepy old coked up guy took another coke and ambien cocktail and sent $1,000 more!!!  latexlover also did $1,000 today!  fagarina promised ME $300 and I better be receiving it shortly.  grandpa freakpie and Princess fan..FUCK OFF and quit pestering ME until your payments have been sent.  you do NOT have permission to message ME again until you have followed MY commands to a tee!

Oh My God.  Sometime back MY Pink Sony crashed and required a new hard-drive.  I hate that Sony sooo fucking much!  To make it up to Me, hairlip who purchased it, turned around and bought Me a new toshiba laptop that has been wonderful.  I still keep the Sony under My bed as My bedside laptop and rarely use it for anything else but answering emails and occasionally yahoo messaging.  That fucker’s hard drive crashed again!!!   It sounds like a friggin helicopter right now!  What a piece of shit!  Truly the WORST laptop I have ever had the misfortune of NOT purchasing.  hahahha! Oh well.  It’s no longer under warranty and Sony won’t do anything.  I hate them all.  I’m not even sure I should bother making someone buy another hard-drive for it.

hmm hairlip.it’s seem quite awhile since you sent ME a big fat donation.  Have you been paid lately?  I think I see a wallet-raping in your future!

Update:  More stuff to buy!
Grey leopard top

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Update: uncle pigfucker paid off his $5000 ILU IOU fees as promised.  That coked up freak called back today after his entire drama with his wife and sent another $1,000!

Few more clothing items you fucks can buy. fulfilled by toiletbrush
Hippie top
Graphic tee
Exotic hardware top
Red Top

OMG!!! I just got off of the phone with a guy who calls every few years. he was doing coke and drinking. I got him sooooo fucked up that he was just blabbering like an idiot. he was so drunk that he didn’t seem to notice that his wife came in and was saying,  “who are you talking to????” I could hear her plainly!! She says,  “what are you doing?” he slurs, “I’m talking on the phone.” And she said “who are you talking to ?!?!” and he says, “who am I talking to?”  And I say “Jerry.” And he say, “hi Jerry.”  Then he sorta sounds like he is blanking out..and she starts sounding hysterical and demands, “WHO are you talking to!!” “And he says. “I love you, BitchyBeauty. Have you ever fisted a sissy?”  HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Usually I woulda been offended, but the fact that he was SO fucking enibriated that he forgot that his wife was standing behind him as he asked,  I didn’t really care! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeh. I got $1,000 outta this guy. If he was using a card other than amex express and if his pesky old wife hadn’t showed up, I’m sure I woulda gotten a HELL of a lot more!

hahaha! GOOD times! Going to bed!

Update: hairlip I added some kettlebells and some kettlebell workout dvds I want to MY amazon wishlist.  I know how you LOVE to get stuff for MY work-outs..so get to work on MY list!

Update: Actually I was a bit off on the total of the plundering of uncle pigfucker.
he sent $2,000 before the ILU game plus $400 clothing shopping. Then he racked up $5,000 in ILU charges and $1,000  charges for some photos he bought.   So far he paid $2,500  of those charges and owes $3,500 by Wednesday Jan 27th.

Me and uncle pigfucker had a great day yesterday! First he sent 2,500$  and did around $500 worth of shopping and then we played the ILU IOU game! Every time he said “i love YOU” he owed ME $50!  he racked up $5,000 and has 10 days to pay it off and already sent  payment today.  he’s always good at paying his debt to ME, so I’m not too worried. I know I will get it before the 10 days is over. 🙂 A few others of you have mentioned wanting to play the ILU IOU game.but you’re all too be of chickens to play!  What spineless worms.

douchey mcdouche coughed up another $500, but also owes ME another $500 tribute.  I want your ENTIRE unemployment check you asshole, NOT just half of it! hahahaha! LOSER!!  fagarina sent $250 and sissy tommikins sucked a shitload of dick and even got 2 in his mouth at the very same time!  I charged him 100 for each dick he sucked.so that was $400 in My pocket!

My fuzzy wuzzy tall winter boots came! They were bought by senor doggy.  Discovered them right when the snow all melted. 🙁  Damned it! Well, it took Me awhile to pick out the perfect warm fuzzy boots for winter, but I LOVE this pair.  They fit soo well! Look hot and are completely comfortable!

Wanna do some shopping for Princess?

zebra cardigan $88 Large
striped dress  $98 Large
tubular earrings $24
shrug $68 Large

Yay My friggin bathroom art took FOREVER to get here!!  They had a problem with the order, then lost it, then finally it arrived!  stewy rejoice! One of your purple towels can be seen in the photo.  twinkie, there’s the framed art, toothbruth holder and soap holder you bought, senor doggy there’s your little bar of purple soap.  Someone bought the framed mirror, counter top, faucets, someone bought that shelf, the towel ring, even the little night light–100% furnished by minions. you can see that MY house is full of little bits of you..of your sweat and toil!  Doesn’t that make you feel sooo special??  In some way you ARE part of MY world.  Continue to be a BIGGER part! By shopping and sending MORE MORE MORE MORE!  I love this bathroom sink because I did everything SUPER tall. The bathroom counter is super tall, the shelf is super tall, the towel rack is for a TALL person!!  Do you know how SHORT regular bathroom sinks usually are?? you never really notice until you get a tall one put in.  Everything in MY bathroom was purchased by a piggy minus the tiles.