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The Real Predator

The Real Predator

Update:  Check out the unroyal fool’s poem, I’ve posted at the end of this entry. “freak of the sea” totally cracked My ass up!

HAHAHA! I’m always amused by just how many moneydommes and camgirls read MY journal and have the nerve to proposition My slaves if given half a chance.  I knew that oliver twisted would receive emails from chicks begging cash from him if I posted his email, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do..ya know.. sit around on the bottom, in the mud..waiting, watching the BIG SHARK, the REAL PREDATOR, the  Deadliest man-killer circle above, attack, rip through Her prey, devour their resources, savagely feast on their flesh, their minds and their suffering.  They watch ME Feed MY Greed, feed on you helpless, flopping flounders, in hopes that some small tid-bit, some insignificant slightly chewed-up, gristled, tiny scrap escapes MY lethal teeth and slowly floats down to the awaiting  open hungry mouths of the silly little scavengers below.

Here’s MY favorite that one of the slopsuckers emailed oliver.  Truly, how can I ever compete with such Dommely creative genius such as this?

U R PATETICH WHORE!!!

U DON T DESERVE PLEASURE I SEE IT YR PICTURES SLUT U LOOK LIKE AN DESPERATE WHORE..U HAVE TO PAY BEING SUCH A SLUT ..U NEED TRAIN WHORE .. HTTP://WWW.XXX  (insert xxx-rated camwhore site url)

For clarification, oliver twisted is NOT the guy in the photo.  That guy is ben.  he’s just a whore in stockings.  oliver twisted is the foreign freak who has sent Me thousands upon thousands of dollars and is absolutely hopelessly addicted to ME.

Those boots from VS are HOTTTTT!  Oh boy. I’m totally taking pictures in those babies.  I’ve been getting shitloads of boxes in the mail! I’m expecting a HUGE box from VS from My shopping spree with jackoff georgevintage furfreak sent $500 today, wolfie did $300,  smalldickSD sent $200, mark frances bought Me a leather skirt and hairlip got some more pretty sparkly jewelry!

I got to hop in the shower and wash MY hair. Me and the girlfriend are going furniture shopping and I have to make a few exchanges at the mall. Perhaps I’ll be back tonight.

Princess the Predator
by the unroyal fool

It’s a sad little life for a fish in the sea,
There are all sorts of dangers, for a flounder like me.
I thought I could swim in the ocean so blue,
But the Predator caught me and ripped me in two.
Princess the Predator sank in her teeth,
So my heart and brain tumbled to the seabed beneath.
Her teeth formed new patterns, new holes in my skin,
And she filled them with venom, so new life could begin.
She invited her sister to come join the feast,
V the Great One bit out the wallet of this loser beast.
She stomped my poor heart, with her boot, into mash,
And she made me pay up for vacations and cash.
Princess the Predator laughed all the while,
And financially raped me in her Predator style.
No woman would have a scarred fish like me,
Transformed by Princess as a freak of the sea.
This fish sucks cocks, sometimes three in a night,
Just to hear Princess mock and laugh with delight.
A victim of these Predators I’ll always be,
As they rule all the oceans, the Queens of the Sea!

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More shopping to come, boys!

More shopping to come, boys!

Everyone seems to be all interested in buying boots!  Here’s another pair that will look awesome for pics.  Somebody get them in size 10.  Update:  jackoff george bought em!

Oh ben, you chubby wubby little sissy bitch! I see you removed your photos from your craigslist post!  I warned you that you would automatically owe ME $500 if you did that!!  Remember this guy?  he used to be kinda of an attractive guy years ago when I first started to dick with his head.  Now he got all fat and won’t be near as easy to pimp out. If you are located in the Boston area and want a blow job or are a sissy who wants to make sweet sissy love to another sissy freak contact ME for a hook-up with this little bitch.
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Just got $500 from oliver twisted.but he owes Me another $500 for being tardy AGAIN.  (Update he just sent the second $500! hahahaha!)  (Update #2  I just got another $500 from oliver! Grand total $1,500 in 30 minutes) hahahahha! This is sooo easy!   Posting his name always motivates him.  he pays for it to be posted..sometimes he pays to have it removed. hahaha Over and over again. The endless cycle of erectile stupidity.  Gotta love it!! men are such simple little creatures. It helps immensely if you cheer and jeer oliver here with your comments. The more you harass him..the more cash I get!!  Send him a nastygram too!

boozin for Princess sent $325 and got Me the coffee grinder, E.L.O. cd, leather zip top and Wonder Woman eyeglass case off MY amazon wishlist.  jackoff george re-opened MY exxon gas card, bought Me those motorcycle knee boots and gave Me the go to use his Victorias Secrets credit card for a little spree.  I’m still picking things out right now. 🙂

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Amusing slavies

Amusing slavies

simon sent another $1,000 and new slave wolfie sent $500.  wolfie is pretty ridiculous.  I laughed MY ass off about some of the things he “fancies.”  he asked if I would ever consider doing a video of Me boiling live lobsters while wearing a short skirt and high heels.  Oh that’s just the beginning of it.  he wants Me to name the lobster after him “shawn” and spit in the lobster’s face before tossing him into the boiling water. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   OMG how did you know that spitting in live lobsters’ faces get ME sooooo hot????  HAHAHAHAHA!  Spitting in a lobster’s face. Now that’s hardcore! heehee!  Where the FUCK do you guys come up with this shit?!?!?!? 

wolfie, I totally want to see you on cam.  Get your computer running better and install a camera.  wolfie is also addicted to pain meds and wanted Me to help him “quit.”  Yeh right.  I’m doubling his dose! 

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Back from Christmas vacation

Back from Christmas vacation

Yuck. The trip back was so annoying.  My first flight was canceled, almost missed the second flight, My connection had a long wait then a very last minute gate change to a far-off terminal, had to sit in the airport  runway forever,  then the plane circled around the airport over 30 minutes.  FUCK I hate traveling at Christmas time UNLESS it’s to someplace tropical!  Traveling to one cold place to another cold place SUCKS ASS!  Anyway, I’m back and found some goodies sitting in MY email box.  $1,000 donation from simon! you owe Me much much more than that, simon!  I also got $500 from SierraIsGod! Woot woot!  New slave wolfie sent $300. frenchforuse bought ME a pair of sexy Mistress thigh high boots for a photo shoot. A few other items disappeared from MY amazon wishlist too.

I failed miserably at getting mom drunk on Christmas eve.  Two mike’s lemonade and She was ready for bed.  Oh well.. 

Just sent tittyboy to go shop for a few things with his t-shirt on that says I HEART MY BIG TATAS.  he’s not allowed to wear a coat.  heehee.  I’m waiting for his report.

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Gone until saturday

Gone until saturday

Update:  Guess how much I made today while traveling and sending a few texts by cell?  $2,300!  Umm yeh. Falalalalalala I’m COOL!  $1,500 from oliver twisted who now owes Me another $800 for being a day late with his payment.  Pay up, oliver!  Call in the afternoon tomorrow and maybe you can hear one or both of My sisters laugh at you and you can send them a tribute too for giggling.  louZer sent $300 today too. 🙂  louZer was trying to get better, but that didn’t work out so good for him.  mrobot sent $400 and has already started his lonely Christmas yanking and beeping.   What I like about mrobot is that he INSTANTLY comes to Me the minute I summon him.  I wont talk to him for some time and then think to Myself, “I bet he’s been paid” then I’ll post a entry to him here or send him a solitary message and MY robot toy is ACTIVATED and his little gears start turning and while making a barrage of R2D2 noises, My little roboslave is animated and immediately comes to serve hours if not minutes later!  Oh and ali mcfucker sent $100.  This is Me being super excited about his puny donation.       ..   Now I’m done.

My Christmas goal is to get Mom drunk, I’ve never seen Her tipsy before. She thinks She’s being pretty bad ass by drinking some Mike’s lemonade.

fagarina you BETTER have gotten your holiday outfit together!!

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Yeh, I’m gonna be traveling for a few days for Christmas.  I’ll have My cell on and MY messengers forwarded to MY cell phone.  Send HollyJolly donations and perhaps I will answer your I.M..when I get around to it!   Remember all gift certificates you fucks collect as Christmas prezzies are MINE!  Return all gifts for refunds and send Me the cash!  you deserve jack shit and I DESERVE EVERYTHING!!! Now send Me some Holiday cash, silly santa slaves!!

the unroyal fool is sending $1300 cash snailmail from Australia,  $500 from vintage furfreak, $200 from louZer, $300 from yona, $50 from broken lamb and $200 from Princess fan.

mrobot I think it’s time for you to send another $400.  Haven’t you been paid yet? I wrote your robot Christmas program.  you will be staying home both Christmas eve and Christmas day by yourself jerking your robo-prick for 2 minutes every 30 minutes from the time you wake up until you go to sleep. Every stroke you will say “beep”.  you will not cum. 

K gotta get to bed early tonight. 

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old guy george leaves another juicy donation

old guy george leaves another juicy donation

Update: Few cute goodies from hairlip  Diamond Star Ring, these super awesome earrings,  this little diamond pendent necklace,  and these big sparkly star earrings. he also sent $200 but I won’t be surprised if he doesn’t beg to send another $200 before the day is through! hahahaha!  UPDATE: he sent another $200 minutes after reading this entry!  So $400 today and all his sparkly prezzies! 🙂

twinkie bought 2 of MY favorite $30 mascaras and 2 lipglosses for Me.

Oooh it’s time for fagarina’s Christmas sissy video special. he’s been a reindeer, an elf, fucked a real snowman and a few other yuletide christmas travesties in the past years.  Anybody have any creative ideas for this year’s freaky faga-festivities??  Before you start feeling sorry for yourself, fagarina..be glad that you aren’t the unroyal fool! he had to suck a twitchy, drooling, mentally retarded guy this weekend we affectionately call “rainman”.  And you think you have it hard! HAHAHA  unroyal fool’s cockloving lips: My generous holiday contribution to the handicapped and mentally challenged.  “Derrrrrrr..Merry Fucking Christmas!”

 old guy george sent Me $1,500 this morning!    Hurray!!  $400 from sissy tommikins,  $100 from david, $50 and a pair of Timberland boots  from sissyboi, $200 from a dork from canada I call lovesmytoots,  $200 cash from fagarina plus $150 BP gas card.

Oops shows on I wanna watch! I’ll update in a few!

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Here’s a shot from the dinner/cocktail party we all went to Saturday.

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