Somebody buy this sneakers for ME.  It takes a bit for them to load.  I had the wrong link up yesterday..I want the low tops NOT the high tops..so hurry the fuck up and somebody purchase them stat!  purchased by fatmac

 wolfie sent ME his social security # and bought ME that superDdooper  dining room chandelier! clap clap clap! Way to go, dumdum! 

$300 from army guy on yahoo, $600 from vintage furfreak and $200 from twinkie. 

Me and MY girlfriend are going on our big annual Valentine’s date.  Guess what, un-loved, un-valentined and un-royal fool?  We are using your cash!  I’m gonna get the HUGEST lobster they have.  We got stuck with reeal late reservations though.9:30. 🙁   I booked them 2 weeks in advance and that wasn’t long enough to get a decent dinner hour. .sigh. Well U.R.F, I’m sure your eyes have big hearts in them now! heeeheee!  Unroyal fool..U.R.F. is your initials. URF even sounds ridiculously retarded..kinda like you!

 I decided I’m bringing back the banana clip.  It’s probably pretty tacky to wear banana clips now adays huh?  I don’t care, I found one big enough to fit MY thick hair in it, and I’m officially ROCKING a banana clip.  God Bless the banana clip. It’s ONLY the bestest invention EVER!  I got this huge ass fluffy, super long pony tail with this thing.  Princess, step away from the banana clip..NEVER!! NEVER I SAY!

 SEND your SWEET-HEART CASH and I’ll Break your ♥Heart♥ for Valentine’s Day!!

Ooh The UPS guy left a BIG pile of stuff on MY porch.  First I got the Sony 26″ tv for one of the bedrooms, an Xbox 360, another Bluetooth from vaseline freak.   Oh and guess what else vaseline freak got raped for? $1400 GC’s from PotteryBarn!  I think I’m going to use it towards a sofa. yaaaaaaaaaay!  Well anyway, the vaseline freak is still trying to prove that he can turn over a new leaf.  he’s going to be the vaseline freak blowup doll.  I am making him buy a ring gag to keep his mouth open for hours on end like the world’s ugliest blow-up doll and then I’m going to “blow him up” with an inflatable butt plug.  I’m going to make him pump that fucker like 40 times. When I’m through with him, he’s going to look like a Thanksgiving parade balloon!  he doesn’t get to stop pumping  until the butt plug gets so big it EXPLODES in his ass.  This fucker has such a long history of lieing and cheating and slutting around with many Mistresses, I could care what happens to him.  he has fetish for having his mouth stuffed full of vaseline and then to be forced to eat it!  Sure! That dumb ass can eat a whole jar a day. Petroleum jelly can’t be good for your stomach and bowels.  I say, let’s lube up that sorry ass pervert’s belly and intestines with gallons of petroleum jelly day after day and see what the fuck happens.

10 SUPER Crispy 100 dollar bills arrived from the unfabulous unroyal fool.  There’s nothing quite as nice  as ripping open an envelope chock full of brand new $100 bills.   I’ll take pics tonight or tomorrow.

Ok sooo as I said I think I’m going to use MY pottery barn GCs for a sofa.but I MUST have this too!!!  SOMEBODY purchase this ASAP!  I want this for over MY kitchen table NOW.  It’s soo funky!  Update:  Yay! wolfie bought My chandelier.

My new $$$pig who sent ME over $1500 recently sent ME his photo because he was all proud that he completed the 26.2 mile marathon at 62 years old.  Hurray for $$$pig.  I just made you famous.  So when are ya sending Me another $500 in the mail???

fagarina ordered his new valentine’s day outfit and lost $200 oh and that pathetic arabian coughed up $500!

Note to toiletbrush: you owe ME $500 RIGHT FUCKING NOW! 

Yipes!  There is a freaky wind storm going on right now! 

vaseline freak is trying to convince Me that he can change his slutty, dishonest, disloyal ways.  he started by buy spending $750 shopping for Me today and sent $100 cash.  I will continue to rape his credit cards and make him suffer for his past transgressions but he has a LONG way to go to prove that he can be MY slave again.  old guy george did $1,000 again today!!   This guy is total no maintenance.  I write him an email telling him to send ME a tribute. he writes back “link, please”.  I write back “kewl, fool!”  he sends back ” hi. just did the payment ENJOY! regards George”.  And that’s the end!  Month or two later, it happens all over again!  Oh it’s just sooo dreamy.  I wish I had like 1,000 old guy george slaves. 

pedro sent $300 of amazon GC’s today.  I’ll have to go add some stuff to MY wishlist and do some shopping.  $100 from yona who still owes ME another $200.

Oh put those tampax in your man-holes. I’m on MY second day and it’s a crampy, bitchy period.  So you will ALL suffer!!  This weekend I had a lot of frustration over some ceiling fans.  I received these  ceiling fans like months ago and just now got to having them installed.  The  Minka Aire fan is fucking awesome!  It’s so quiet, can go super fast and not make a friggin sound and has a groovy dimmer lamp and looks very modern and chic.  Now the hunter fan was fucking broken in the box. But not broken in a way that you would you know that it is.  This fucking remote control fan had like 25 different wires in it!  So after hours and hours of installing and reinstalling and thinking something must be loose or wired wrong, the installer decided that it was broken because it did nothing but make a crazy clicking sound.   Soo he  put in the Hampton Bay fan which was modern and cool looking but it had a LEO bulb in it which was fucking pathetic!!!  It put off NO light whatsoever !!  It’s like having a glow worm hanging from MY ceiling of MY den! GRRRR!   All this ceiling fan drama took place the day before MY period and I literally was ready to tear heads off.  Anywhoo, I can return the Hampton bay fan because I have the receipt, but I haven’t a clue who got the broken Hunter fan, so I’m just going to throw $200 into the garbage.   I think Im going to go look for another Minka Aire because I was really impressed by that fan.  Somebody will be buying it soon because I can barely see in this light!  I’ll be spending the evening watching Lost and shopping online.  Piss off, freaks!

Today started out just great!  My new slave $$$pig sent another tribute for $500 online!  $$$pig sent a scanning of his drivers license. OMG he looks like a cult member or a polygamist snake handler or something.  LOL! he’s an odd looking bird! mrobot sent $400.  I’m kinda been bored with mrobot.  I think I might add some new programming to his system that makes him a “crazy robot”.  you know..spice up MY little loser-o-tron with some sort of psychosis..maybe some voices in his head..a multiple personality or two..an imaginary friend..  I’ll think of something to add a little pizzazz to this boring obsolete rusty old robot! heeeheee  Yay! sissy missy got MY leather jacket I wanted.  I’m updating his name with something more “fabulous”!  he will now be known as “the fellatrix.”  he totally needs to wear 6 inch spiked heels, a micro skirt and a cape when he goes out cock sucking!

Oh yeh and I sent fatmac to get Me some jeans, blouse and a jacket at Long Tall Sally totalling around $250.

Somebody get those rainboots off MY amazon wishlist for MY girlfriend. I’ll be adding more stuff to it today if I get time!

louZer!  I see you sniffing around!  Send ME something yummy..like $500!  Then let’s get you dressed up for your Valentine’s day shoot! 

fagarina, don’t forget to buy that valentines day outfit today!!!

Blowing Air-Kisses to all MY fans:

Hurray!  I friggin LOVE to log into MY merchant account and find a $1,000 tribute sitting there waiting for ME from someone who hasn’t recently contacted Me.  No email, no requests.  Yep, this guy, gerald just sent ME $1,000 out of the blue, well knowing that I deserve his money much more than he does.  Way to go! hahahaha!  Fat suprise donations always, puts ME in a chipper mood!  My last entry has brought many ghosts of financial fuckings past out of their attics!  shitpig popped up and lost $500.  $400 from edwardo who I haven’t heard from for some time.  loopy for legs did $300,  wolfie did $200,  hairlip did $300 and did a bunch of amazon shopping including work-out dvd’s, some converse sneakers,  sheets, a diffuser, hair product, the cuuut-est hair-dryer,  some funky rainboots, (I’m gonna add some funky rainboots to My wishlist for MY girlfriend because I know she will love em), some earrings, and MY favorite bisque undereye corrector.  In the mail I received $500 from $$$$pig, $90 from some canadian I’ll just call F.U.G.,  $100 from loopy, and george’s gas-card!  I love having a gas card to use freely again!  It sucked big ass having to use My own..it felt sooo..unnatural..so dirty..so WRONG..putting MY own credit card into those gas-pump card readers.  (heehee)    I’m waiting on pins and needles for the $1,000 from that aussie cock addict a.k.a. the unroyal fool and fagarina sent another $300 which just arrived today!  I’ll get photos of all My cash that has arrived by post. Click to see full sized.

Oooh somebody get this jacket NOW!! I’ve been waiting for LongTall Sally’s leather jacket to come available in MY size.  Get a size 12.   Fulfilled by the fellatrix. This place really makes stuff designed for tall chicks..and I mean TALL chicks.  They have 38″ inseams in this place and the sleeves  and waistline are long enough.  Most “talls” in catalogues are for a 33 or 34″ inseam.  Whatever!  I wore that in 6th grade.   I have a few more items I want here. I’ll make a list asap.

Ok so you puds have been crying your little eyes out that I haven’t updated MY journal for awhile.   yawwwwn.. do you ever think.that sometimes, when I’m not interested in posting as much.it’s probably TOTALLY your fault?   Perhaps, you are boring ME?  I mean.you fucks have been paying, sending your lame little emails, begging, shopping and all that.  But I need a big freaky stunt!!  I mean.I already have a guy growing tits,  hypnotized robots,  men writing ME into their life insurance policies, dancing prancing fairy boys, addicted freaks sniffing coke while sticking peanut butter jars up their asses,  nutty foreigners shaving their heads and super gluing pennies to their bald noggins, humped-backed pot heads pounding their puds while proposing to My booger, geriatric 80+ y.o. grandpas forking over their social security checks.  I need some STRANGE!  I want someone to do something REEEALLY FUCKED up!!!  I’m bored!! Somebody!! Do something  super doooper destructive and make a video or something.  I want to have 100 divorce papers framed in MY office!  I want power of attorney over thousands of chronic masturbating sissy sex addicts!  I want a few more bankruptcy papers hanging on My mantle!  I wanna FUCK up more lives in REAL, TANGIBLE, tantalizing ways!!! I want to destroy some marriages!!  Plunder some wallets.   I want you sicko spanky wanks crying in your pillows and pulling out your hair and looking into the heavens and screaming “Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy??!?!??!?”.  I want you bitches all in MAJOR ANGST!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh this talk is making Me giddy!  I think I’ll go put on MY sexy panties and think of evil ways to destroy EVERYTHING you ever worked for!!!

My period isn’t even here and I’m feeling SOO FUCKING DELICIOUSLY heartless.  Cross My Icy Heart, hope you to die! I really REEEALLY would love to FUCK YOUR LIFE up SOOO bad right now.   Yes..you!!  It would mean so much to ME!  I would TOTALLY HEART to destroy you!  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  Show how much you love ME.  Let’s FUCK UP your LIFE TOGETHER!!    Wouldn’t you love to share the kiss of death with ME??

XOXOXOXOXO

I really don’t remember what all I have collected since My last update.so I’m just going to mention what I scammed out of you tragic nutsacks over the weekend.   I’ve gotten some fresh meat lately.  This morning I received $700 from some 21 year old college boy in australia.  Somebody sent $100 from Olso.  Brand new slave who calls himself $$$ piglet sent $500 tribute online and sent another $500 via the mail which I am waiting for.  $200 from sissy tommikins but the adult bookstore had no cock available for him to suck.  🙁   Try again later this week tommikins!    Dick is a essential part of the sissy diet. Swallow one every day..and keep the pussy away!!  $200 from wolfie.  Oh and the unroyal fool is sending ANOTHER $1,000! HAHAHAHA!! vintage furfreak made $1,200 worth of tributes this weekend too!   A very lucrative weekend it was for ME. jackoff george’s gas card should be here tomorrow! Yay!!! I love having his gas card at MY disposal!  Time to pick out your chastity device, old man!  I want to keep george jr right where I want him!

Look out bitches!  I’m in a mood!!  Now it’s not a pissed off mood. Oh yeh. men fucking piss ME off and I want to make them pay for being such deluded fucktards..but what I’m feeling now…isn’t that.. It isn’t anything you losers can understand.it’s nothing most women can really understand.  I almost feel sentimental about HURTING some man in a DEEP and MEANINGFUL way.  While other girls roll around on their beds daydreaming about their wedding dress or who is going to sweep them off their feet sometime soon..I am feeling giggly and girlie, hyper and spazzy, twirly and whirly thinking about FUCKING some schmoe’s brain up so bad he drives himself over the edge..I want MY sweet Prince to hand his soul over to Me on a platter and watch Me take away his hopes and dreams.  For him to helplessly watch as I corrupt and FOREVER change him, take every penny he has ever earned, destroy his manhood, steal his pride and dash his ego.  I want him to SUFFER for Me and ONLY for ME!..to give himself to ME COMPLETELY!  I love the fact that I have single-handedly corrupted the brains of THOUSANDS of men. I have touched their lives and made them TRULY confused and miserable!  I have taken away a part of them, created an addiction they can’t shake..I have CHANGED THEM.

That’s fucking romantic shit right there, bitches.

Note to oliver twisted:  I see that you have been jumping off and on your yahoo messenger. you just read this entry and now are hard.  Call Me monday afternoon.  you will be sending ME $1,000. Why you ask?  Because I said you would.

Why does wolfie look so happy?

Cuz Princess got a hold of his drivers license. Wasn’t it nice that I didn’t post the “unblurred” version, wolfgang yuck!? What will you do to make sure I stay feeling “nice”?

 
Click to see unroyal fool’s cash and his hysterical cartoon he drew! Be sure to view it full-size after you click so you can see the details of his tragic illustration.  $1,300. Yummers!  This cartoon is a fucking HOOT!  I love how he writes, “Cries. A continuing theme.”  And the voice balloon reads “Boohoo Poor me.” HAHAHAHAHA  Why does the girl you fall in love with have little pen-mark hairy legs?  I think it’s amusing how you are just a stick person but women in your silly cartoons have entire bodies.  you certainly are a pathetic fuck, unroyal fool.  SUCK, SEND CASH, CRY. SUCK, SEND CASH, CRY.  This is your new life now!

the divorcee came crawling back to Me. he bought Me the Vera Wang “Bouquet” perfume and body cream gift set and the Vera wang body lotion. I Lovvvvvvve this stuff and wear it daily. 🙂 he also bought ME a pair of the diamond earrings on MY wishlist. Princess fansent $100, but he’s in big trouble. he originally bought a pair of shoes and the Vera Wang gift set but his card obviously didn’t work. What a FUCKING loser! Oh guess you blew your privilege to shop for sexy stuff, Princess fan. your stuck sending cash for awhile, because I’m totally SICK of your shit. you owe ME the amount you were suppose to have spent IMMEDIATELY. This is becoming a ritual with you.and I’m sick of it. I’ll let other guys buy ME pretty gifts and hot things to wear and you can just stick with sending your cash and I’ll buy things like trashbags, toothpaste and dishwasher soap with it. Doesn’t give you a boner? Waaaah! Sucks to be you!

$200 from loopy for legs plus he put $100 in the mail.

Battlestar Galactica is back on friday. Woooohooo!! Last season.. BOOHOO!!!!