Author Archives: Princess

Riding the cotton pony

Riding the cotton pony

Holy Fuck My period is MISERABLE today.  I’ve had cramps for 2 days straight.  Me and MY girlfriend both started on the same day, so fun abounds!  Plug your tampons in sideways, bitches cuz Mother Nature can be a bitch!

Nobody will be surprised to find out that oliver twisted read MY post and promptly delivered $1,500 to MY account.  As his reward he gets his home address RE-posted. 

pedro got taken for $400, sissy tommikins got scheisted for  another $300, $$$pig  just sent another $700 cash in the mail and someone got ME the ab machine.  Oh and some leather fetish guy got ME a new leather skirt. Ugh..cramps are kicking in..I’ll be back later.

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Cash, dirty dancing and split ends.

Cash, dirty dancing and split ends.

Wow it’s been a while since I updated.  I’m on another diet and work-out phase.  Been keeping up with that and more remodeling..does it ever end?  Let’s see.  tim got manipulated into making  $1,200 of donations!  Oh tim..you hide but you can never resist ME and always come back out for MY abuse.  When will you ever learn? We’ve been doing this dance for years! Years you have been trying to escape ME..years you retreat..3 steps forward..2 steps back.for years you have been seduced back into MY tango, forced into this dirty, dirty dance..for years I fuck with your mind and rape you wallet and max your cards…and for years you go crying, running back to your dark place, regretting, ashamed and vowing this will be “the last time.”   HAHAHAHAHAHA! Until next time, old man..

I am now doing the happy dance! 

Speaking of hiders. oliver twisted attempted to hide again.  he called and promised to pay.but I have yet to see the payment. oliver, you owe ME $1,500.  If I don’t get it..I WILL BE COMING AFTER you and I WILL COLLECT.

sissy tommikins sucked dick again, but this time he got he got his first black cock.  he loved it so much.  he couldn’t even hide his glee and delight.  he paid $300 for this priviledge.  mrobot was reactivated and sent $400. mrobot, I never got time to talk to you much after your payment, contact Me next time you see ME online.  I think your brain needs more “tinkering.”  oooooh screwy stewy got Me more diamonds..$700 for this half carat necklace.  I wrote a note next to it for him to buy it..and the more he kept staring at that little message..day after day..the more the idea was engrained in his puny little brain that he did indeed desire to buy it for ME.  Guy brains are like that, you know..you can just plant little seeds..and soon they sprout and PRINCESS gets the things She wants!  Yes I totally have a green thumb when it comes to your minds.  I love to watch MY garden grow! p.s. stewy, I know you just got a little stiffy reading this.  you owe ME $300 for giving you a stiffy, go pay up now.and no, you can not stroke it, that would cost $600! LOL

Oh alas, the splitender that twinkie bought ME, did not forever change MY life.  It’s one of those “As Seen on TV” products, so I really didn’t have much hope..but if by some small chance this little gadget had REALLY magically snipped just 1/4 inch of the ends of all My hair, I would have been sooo fucking ecstatic.  Do you know how many hours I spend with scissors meticulously searching for split-ends to snip off?  It’s gotten to the point that I do it like some sort of compulsive disorder.always looking for “just one more.”    Anyway, the reviews on amazon said it worked.but after about 2 hours of trying to drag that thing through my hair, I really didn’t see that many little hairs inside the splitender.  I had to brush my  hair straight, (not a pretty sight) and pick out little sections of hair. It took FOREVER and kept getting tangled.  Maybe it works better for straight haired people, but it really did jack-shit for Me.  2 thumbs down.

Oh My $1,000 of Home Depot gift cards showed up from vaseline freak.  Yay!  In celebration ,I made vaseline freak buy some scary huge silicone breast forms to wear for his next show.   he is going to be the freakiest tranny clown blow-up doll in all the land! HA!

Hey $$$pig when are you going to send ME another envelope full of cash? I just WUV getting them!

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old guy george drops another $1,000 :)

old guy george drops another $1,000 :)

I just received $1,000 from old guy george! george just drops his tribute and off he goes. vaseline freak and I had a gay ol’ time last night on the phone.  Earlier in the day he purchased ME $1,000 worth of HomeDepot gift cards.  I also seduced him into giving ME he and his wife’s personal email account and the password! I also got his social security number out of him, his work information and a bunch of other personal shit.  In his email account all his contacts were in there including his mom and his stepfather, their friends, work..just EVERYONE’s email.   I laughed My ass off reading his wife’s emails.  Here’s a short excerpt.

“Hope you are doing well this sunny day (it’s sunny here, anyhow, albeit a little on the chilly side!). I took my lunch into an empty room so I could sit in the sun for a while. How are the cats and Zoe? What’s new in Palisade?

You’ll be glad to know I finally used my gift card. We were in Fargo last week and went to Bed, Bath and Beyond. We got a very nice sheet set for our bed. It’s a light robin’s egg blue with little dots on it (in the same color). They are 400 thread count and very soft. ”

Hahaha! I just got into that email account and read a letter from your mother before you did, Perry the vaseline freak blowup clown doll!  She says Jaye was there last sunday and  she’s doing a “girl weekend” in Brainered next weekend. Princess will be watching you!

 I also just noticed that the $500 that $$$paypig sent is actually $600! he threw in an extra 100. Good job My widdle pigglypaywiggly.  Her unroyal fool’s $2,000 showed up today too!!  It smells DIVINE!!!  he offered even more money today if We send him pics of “our boots”. HAHAHA!

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Isn’t it precious?

My new pot-rack showed up, it was the same exact size as My old one, so it was super easy to install.  New bathroom pendant light showed up too. It’s very nice.

Her unroyal fool’s latest poem.  The pimped by the man part of the poem is about this guy who we made u.r.f. suck who is now pimping him out really cheap to his friends. It’s a long, pathetic soap opera.  Like sands in the hourglass.. so are the days of Sierra’s freaks.

my heart is a toy for the peerless Princess;
I’ve lost all my money and my life is a mess,
But i’ll keep saving money for Her and Her Sister,
While i suck on the cock of some ugly mister.
The Great One thinks i’m slime, i think Her divine,
Princess gets rich, while i’m just Her bitch.
They take every cent, while i get more bent;
She blows my cash at the mall, and just has a ball,
While I suck like a demon and drink down that semen.
Princess takes my pay for Valentine’s Day.
i’ll never have a honey, so i give Her my money.
All i get is a man who pimps me for change,
And i suck every loser than he can arrange.
my mouth is full of dick most every day,
i’m addicted and know it; what more can i say?
i once liked a woman, but she said ‘oh no,’
And so i became a cocksucking ho.
i’m a foul little wormboy with not one brain cell,
So the Sisters take my money and just give me hell.
They know that i need to suck cock for them,
When they say ‘you’re a loser’, i just say ‘Amen.’
i might have a life if they didn’t crush me,
But i beg them to hurt me, a sad, loser plea.
So please take my money and please take my soul,
While i spend all my days as Your freaky cock-troll. 

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oh bruther

oh bruther

Update: $500 cash and the cutest Princess lighter showed up from $$$pig today. So did MY new floor lamp, 2 sexy  bras and My hot little rockabilly green dress which fits like a dreeeeeam. Totally doing pictures in this baby.  Unfortunately I have to exchange the matching shrug for a different size and the belt that came with the dress is huge.  I will just wear a different belt, but the dress fits My every curve to perfection.

Yikes Maury Povich show called for an interview.  I wonder which idiot niteflirt moneydomme will take them up on the offer and have every whitetrash stripper in the USA putting up financial dominatrix websites? heehee  Before considering being a publicity whore and going on a tacky talkshow, think to yourself..do you really want 10,000 more wannabee hacks like you in the game?   Generous submissive men do not watch the Maury Povich show.  They are at work, earning a living.  Do you know who watches afternoon talkshows? YOU watch them.  Think about it.

This is like the third sleazy talkshow I’ve had call.   AS IF.

Here’s some of the goodies I got over the weekend. hairlip surprised ME by buying the Total Trainer off MY amazon wishlist, fatmac got My gf Her toaster oven, $300 from sissy tommikins and a pair of  $120 Harley Davidson boots (like I need another pair! haha), the cheesedick cheeseking sent $500,  $300 from this annoying italian who pays with amex but I forget his nickname, $50 from some yahooligan on yahoo, 2 $100 anonymous payments from 2 nobodies, and some other items were purchased off My amazon wishlist

Fuck it’s cold!!  I’ll update more tonight.

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Howza about a little fun?

Howza about a little fun?

2.26.09 update
I didn’t feel like making a new entry, but thought I’d give a little update on the shopping stewey has  done tonight.  he got the pot rack, the clock,  an outdoor lamp  for the front door, and 2 overpriced outdoor lamps for the garage, Ed Hardy shoes, tooth whitener, towel rack, towel ring, bathroom shelf, toilet paper holder, another $200 worth of cash, not to mention the stuff he bought earlier.  Way to go stewey, you shriveled dick freak O’ nature!  stewey was pretty drunk and sleep deprived, he probably won’t even remember what he spent until he reads this in the morning!  teehee!  SURPRISE!!

Remember boys and girls: you too can buy ME goodies off  MY amazon wishlist .  REJOICE!

screwy stewey is out and about again!!  Check out the cute little outfit he got Me. Totally perfect for a cheesecake photo shoot.  he got the dress and shrug.  he also bought a porch lamp and some Ed Hardy earrings off  MY amazon wishlist and about $250 of online tributes.  Who bought the work-out CD’s?   I also need 2 outdoor lights for outside the garage.  Get em.  I’ll be updating MY amazon wishlist some more.  

OOh I put up MY new custom vertical blinds that go to MY back patio. They look so awesome!  My girlfriend’s rainboots showed up today. They are cute.  I’ll probably get them to her tomorrow.   amsterdam ham sent $600 about an hour ago and I just now got $300 from wolfie.  hmmm slow day!   Come on you skanky ass, butt jockeys!!  Get to clicking MY pay buttons!  I promise you, it will be TONS OF FUN…for ME, that is!

chillyballs..those earrings showed up today. I WUV them! Sparkle-laaaay!

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Unroyal fool is ROYALLY screwed!

Unroyal fool is ROYALLY screwed!

Here’s some of MY lootings for the weekend.  $600 from chillyballs, plus a pretty pair 1/2 ct diamond earrings, these funky rainboots for MY girlfriend and MY $100 hair masque,  $180 floor lamp from twinkie, $300 from a new called gremlin, $525 from vaseline freak, someone bought these leather arm buckle gloves but I don’t know who and the unroyal fool has borrowed money from his family and is sending yet another $2,000 in the mail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told him this evening that ME and MY sister will BLOW through his money as he BLOWS the slimy dicks of strangers’.  It sure must BLOW to be the unroyal fool.

Tomorrow I have some errands to run –I have to go to the tailor and have some jackets and a leather skirt altered.  I’ll have MY cellphone for those of you who can manage to make it worth MY time to talk to you.  OOooh MY dining room chandelier is here. I can NOT wait to get it installed!  I’m on another redecorating, remodeling kick.finishing up the the things I didn’t get done on MY last kick.   Next project is the master bathroom.  I still haven’t gotten that gorgeous vanity light installed, I need to paint and possibly replace the cabinets in there first.  Oh soo many plans, so little time.  Oh well!

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fagarina’s V-day git-up

fagarina's V-day git-up

 Just a few shots of gifts I have received. Click for full-size.

xbox360.jpg Xbox 360 from vaseline freak

sonytv.jpg Sony TV from vaseline freak

money2009.jpg  $500 from $$$pay, $1,000 from unroyal fool, and $1400 Pottery Barn GC’s from vaseline freak

awesomehairdryer.jpg Awesome blowdryer and diffuser from hairlip and suntan lotion from amsterdam ham

cuterainboots.jpg  Cute rainboots and converse sneakers from hairlip

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he also did a video of him singing “You lost that loving feeling.”  heehee Hysterical!

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