4 boxes of hair products I have to trash because of MY new hair routine! Yeh, I’m still going on about hair. Dontcha love it? I have already thrown out 2 boxes of hair products–2 huge boxes that were filled to the top! The first 2 boxes were the ones I never/rarely used. These 2 boxes are the stuff I really liked.  Fuck! I am a hair product addict!! I know I said I was done with making you guys shop for product.but I change MY mind. I want to try some Curl Junkie stuff too. heehee!

Check out his newest poem. HAHAHAHA!

I USED TO HAVE DREAMS

I used to have hopes, I used to have dreams,
Until Princess Sierra ripped my life at the seams.
I wanted a girlfriend, I wanted true love,
But when I stood at the cliff edge Princess gave me a shove,
She scooped up my body, all bloody and broke,
Extracted my brain and gave it a poke.
She made me give money, far more that I should,
But it’s never enough and that’s understood.
She made me crave dick, an addict that’s me;
One is not enough, I need two, I need three.
Where did my dreams go, when She made me a whore?
She changed me forever, but still Her I adore.
I need so much cock to be inside my gob,
Then after I hate myself, just cry and sob.
But Princess will laugh at my tragic plight,
And to just make Her smile I’d suck them all night.
I don’t care if they’re big, tiny or gross,
I need to have dick, so give me a dose.
I don’t care if you’re stupid, ugly of fat,
I want every penis, to suck, and that’s that.
You might be retarded, a bastard, or sick,
The one thing I need is my lips around your dick.
Princess had made me, I’m her cash cow and tool,
When a fly is unzipped, I just start to drool.
So how can I love this Woman so cruel?
And live my sad life as an unroyal fool?
Because She is a Goddess, and I’m just a toy.
So take my money, Princess, and please please enjoy! 

I received $300 cash in the mail today from a new slave from spain, $200 from pedro, $300 from stupid wolfie, $100 from john f.  hey john you said you wanted to take ME shopping!!  Call ME back tomorrow for your shopping list. $500 from smalldick SD, $350 from twinkie and tons of hair goodies from hairlip.   Slow day!  Make a fucking donation, you slacking shit-stains!  louZer, where the fuck are you?  you owe Me $500 for crossing MY mind today. hahaha!

Ok I think I’m about done with MY hair product-athon.

A few last hair things.

32 oz of Kinky Curly Knot Today fulfilled by hairlip
Kinky Curly Spiral Spritz
Curls Gel-les-C

Update: Oh what the hell I lied. I read about more curl product I want to try!
Curl Junkie Aloe Fix
Curl Junkie Coco Curl Cream
Curl Junkie Hibiscus and Banana Conditioner
Donna Marie Coco Curl Butter
Karen’s Body Beautiful Shampoo Get the herbal in the vanilla latte
Karen’s Body Beautiful Conditioner Get the deep conditioner, in vanilla latte, in the 8oz

I think this will satisfy MY product obsession..for now.for now.  I really found some awesome new products.  I can’t believe how dreamy the Kinky Curly Custard is.  You people just don’t understand how awesome it is to find something that makes your hair clump in fat curls! Anywhoo!  Now I will be in a summer clothes shopping tirade!  I’ll be searching the web for cute warm weather stuff for you cockapoos to buy ME!

mrobot activate:  mrobot is being sent on a very important robot mission.  Highly unclassified and simple task suitable for a very retarded wanker-bot.  See if you can find Boots Curl Creme.  It’s only in the UK and it’s ridiculously cheap.  (Our equivalent to Suave) I think it can be found in drugstores across the UK.    It comes highly recommended on these curly hair boards and I bought a jug and I love it.  Send Me like 3 more so I have a few stockpiled.

oliver, I see you poking around. I will be home tomorrow.report to duty and have your $1,000 in hand.

Who bought ME that pink Sony Vaio laptop?? Do you know that damned thing’s hard-drive crashed in less than 6 months?!?!  I hardly used the thing. It was MY “bedside” computer..what I use when I’m too lazy to get out of bed.  I had no programs loaded on it besides yahoo, aim,  aol and internet/virus security programs.  It was pretty much used it to update MY journal, check MY email, message guys and log into MY merchant accounts.  I am soo going to stick with Toshiba notebook computers.  They always give me the least problems.  Anyway,  they sent Me a new hard-drive and all is well, but what the fuck..what a nuisance.  I also banned Dell notebooks a long time ago because their keyboards fall apart and all the letters rub off.  I have no problems with MY Sony and Dell desk tops, but toshibas have been MY favorite for laptops.

Tax time again.  If you haven’t received your tax refunds yet, you know who they belong to. ME!!  tittyboy had his direct deposited in MY account like he  does every year.  $1,136.

micky if you leave one more inappropriate comment in MY journal I will block webtv forever from My websites and you will have lost ME for the rest of your life.  Seriously, I think you are the only moron left who’s stalking MY site from a friggin webtv, I’d have no problems banning every webtv user, because there are so few of you.  I didn’t think they still made those things.  you are not worthy to experience ME on any level. Get the fuck away.

Ugh I’ve been sick with a cold lately. I’m hocking up loogies and My nose is all plugged up.  Don’t act like that doesn’t turn you on, bitches.  you’d all jump at the chance to eat MY mucous.  Can’t breath.  The later it gets, the more clogged My sinuses are getting.  Will update later.

Poor little hairlip has been in a “state” since I posted My new pics.  For days he’s been asking about MY hair texture, how long it takes Me to rinse and all MY hair rituals.  Lucky for him, I love talking about MY hair.  he’s been staring at them for days and buying up all MY new hair products and sent Me $1,200 of online $$$ donations.  hairlip, you are soooo MINE forever!!

latex lover is in no better shape.  he lost $900 and took a day off work so he could stare at MY photo blown-up on his wide screen monitor for 6 hours straight.  he did too!  I had him on webcam all day.  I’d peek in a so often to make sure he was still kneeling in front of it, staring glassy eyed at My beautiful visage. hahahahaha!  you little freaks never fail to amuse!

stewey managed to fix the entire amazon.co.uk gift certificate debacle.  UK addicts: DO NOT EVER send ME gift certificates from amazon.co.uk!  Always go to the amazon.com site to do it.  stewey, I got your first $500 donation, but I thought you were going to send another for being such a screw up.  Back to My pictures with you, stewey!  I want you stiffyfied, petrified, stupified and ready to harvest! 

simon, that $500 still hasn’t cleared.  It better!!   Visit My shopping cart today and make another donation.  chilly balls, I’m sure you owe Me another $500 too you horny, slutty wank machine, you! hahaha  Oh yes, almost forgot..pedro the putrid pup from portugal who speaks the worse english ever, sent another $200 amazon GC’s. 

Umm.nobody got MY World Market gift certificates yet. Make sure you get the STORE ones.NOT the online ones.  I’ve had several europeans attempt to do it, but I guess it’s for US shoppers only.  So you fucking American spankettes are going to have to step up and buy it. What the fuck, bitches??  The brits blow you cheap Yank yankers out of the water.  Do you know how many of MY “main squeezes” are from england?  Represent, whores!!  Prove that American jerkwads are even more pathetic than UK jerkwads!  Hum the stars and stripes as your clicking the buy and pay buttons!  You are USA grade prime freak meat!   Get out those wallets and serve your country and your GODDESS well.   

Saturday Afternoon Update:  $700 from $$$pig showed up in the mail today!  I also threw fagarina’s latest $200 in the photo.  hairlip bought Me more hair stuff and sent $300 tribute!

Grouchy update:  OMG I’m going to scratch MY eyes out!! Just watched the last Battlestar 2 hour ep. It was SOOOOO fucking RIDICULOUS!   StarBuck was an angel?  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  And if Baltar isn’t a cylon.why the fuck doesn’t he ever die?   Why would they give this dark, intricate show such a DOOFY ending?  Seriously people.  I’m disgusted. What a sweet, hokey conclusion to an awesome series.   They should have just blown everybody to bits.    Oh  while I’m bitching about My T.V. shows, LWord had a terribly cheesey finale too.  I spit on them both! 

fagarina’s $200 cash showed up today, stewy sent $500 as I demanded, also I noticed $500 sent from simon. latex lover flipped his lid when he saw MY photo and sent $900 worth of donations. 

 So I gotta have more of this stuff!  I just tried Kinky Curly Custard for the first time.  Weeeeeeeeeeeeefuckingdoggy!! This shit is the BOMBDIGGITY!! By far the best curl product I have ever encountered!   

MORE HAIR PRODUCT:  GET THESE ASAP  Kinky Curly Custard and Knot Today.   I got a bottle of the custard today and I want backup bottles!   Fulfilled by hairlip

Look what it did to MY curls!  Big bouncy spiral curls!  They are YUMMY!! I think My hair already is looking smoother from not using regular shampoo.  I wonder if that’s even possible.  BEHOLD!

Hee hee I’ve been talking about My hair for 3 days. heeeheee I’m so cute.  Let’s talk about My second favorite subject.  you PAYING ME some mad cash, bitchboys!!   Get to MY donations page and send ME some mega bucks.

Check Out Tranny Clown Blow-Up Doll Sissy Faggot! HAHAHA! OMG he just gets more demented looking!  We are going to make a video and slap him up on youtube and see if he gets famous.

Holy fuck. Tonight is the last night of Battlestar.  That’s soooo sad.

Well just got done coloring MY hair.  It actually still has more red and isn’t as dark as it looks in this picture, but for some reason it turned out this color in the photo.  I’ll try to take one in the day time when the color is more accurate, but it is dark brown with less red tones in it.    I think after a few more colorings with this ash brown, I might get all the red out.  FUCK.  MY nose is friggin’ perfection!  Look at that thing! 

So here is MY hair after coloring with this ammonia-and-peroxide-free  permanent color.  I just took this minutes ago right after showering, coloring and drying My hair.  Eeeps! No make-up!  I hardly have any product in it, so it’s a bit less curly than usual.  Today I start with my no sulfate and silicone hair regime.  Let’s see if after a few months of this, if I really get less frizz and more defined and tight curls.  Some of those CG girls before and after pic are amazing!   I hope it works!  I’m looking for hair product to add for you guys to buy asap.  hairlip already got everything I had added! 

Oh screwy stewey,   I’m wearing the diamond necklace you just bought Me in the photo.  Are you swooning?   Yeh you are!  Go send ME $500 cuz I’m sooo awesome!

I mean really..can I get any more divine?  I am living breathing art.  Witness the masterpiece that is Me.  Every time a picture of Princess is taken, an angel gets her wings.    I’m surprised My face isn’t painted on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.  

Buy My Hair color  I have to mix #2 and #16.(plus it takes 2 or 3 bottles to do all MY hair).   Buy 3 bottles of #2 and 3 bottles of #16.  This stuff is incredibly dark, so they recommend I mix it with the blonde. fulfilled by someone

More shopping opportunities..coming soon!

Well I was reading forums at naturallycurly.com and have been pouring over them for a few days now. These chicks are serious about their curls!   They discuss at great length the best hair products to use and what technique to form the most fat and frizz free ringlets as possible. It’s insane! They have an entire curl language.  Plopping, plunking, pixing curling, skip curling.  Crazzzy stuff.

Product wise, it seems that I am doing a few things wrong in the care of My curls.  I am going to stop using sulfate shampoos.(which most shampoos have sulfate) and silicone conditioners.  The before and afters of these ladies on this curly girl regime are amazing, so I’m hopping on the bandwagon and making you guys buy ME all the product I will need for this, including non-sulfate hair cleansers, silicone free curl enhancers and conditioners, micro-fiber towels and all natural ammonia and peroxide free hair color.  So step up bitches.  Serve My curls, Bow to MY ringlets, Worship My Mane of Hair!  I will be experimenting with what products work for Me.so My list will be long..what I like I will keep and what I don’t like I’ll trash (or more likely I’ll let gather in the closet of hair products I never use but can’t seem to be able to part with.)   I added some hair stuff on My amazon wishlist.  Here are things that aren’t on  amazon that I want to try asap.  Oh I also plan to try going back to a rich brunette without all the reds in MY hair.  We will see how that goes because it seems no matter what color I color My hair it always winds up going back to the reddish brown although My natural color is just plain brown.

Buy Both of the items at Jessi Curl at one time. fulfilled by hairlip
Jessi Curl O Shea Curl Conditioner– Get 8oz in the Island scent
Jessi Curl Cleansing Cream -Get 8oz in the Island scent

 I’ll be adding a lot more to this list tonight.

Oh someone get that exercise bike off MY amazon wishlist, I’m sick of MY old one. Actually don’t buy it..send ME a GC for the amount.I want to have it shipped straight to MY house so I don’t have to pay for forwarding.

Gotta run to the post office and pick up some prezzies!