Do you remember this fugly asshole???  he deleted his fucking journal in 2005. Pissed ME the fuck off. Bastard came back out tonight.   When I found out who it was, I said, “bitch, I’m going to fuck your wallet raw.”  Guess how much I screwed this stupid jackass  for?  $5,200!  Then they cut off his card for the day.    Hopefully he will be all horny on his viagra tomorrow and come around for round 2!!  If he had more on that card I would have taken EVERY fucking dime off of it, because this FUCK deserves to SUFFER!!!!  I mean, really!! Those fucking teeth!!! What the hell??? So whats the name of that weird looking guy on Lord of the Rings with the strange teeth that guards the towers?  They have the same scary mouths.

 So the new young slave is sort of bi-polar.   I let him wank today because he agreed to have his picture up  here for another 24 hours even though he paid the $1,000 fee to have it removed. Immediately after jerking it, he says..”I can’t do this anymore. Please remove the photo.”  I start telling him off and remind him that he’s young, dumb and full of cum which means he will be horny in 2 hours and not only will he contact ME again..he will BEG ME to let him keep the photo up for another week.  Sure enough..30 minutes later he’s groveling for forgiveness and begging ME to keep the the photo up.  To top it off, he sends yet another $1,000 of donations. HAHAHAHA!  So he’s all humble and begging forgiveness all day long and starts begging to wank off again.  Just to study this one’s nature, I decide to allow it –to see if he reacts differently than the first time.  Nope.  Same thing.  As soon as his dick spits-up, he says “this is the end”,  he won’t be contacting ME anymore. hahahahhaahaha!  WhatEVER, you douche nozzle!  I’m going to give you a FREE PSYCHIC reading, you, douchilicious, flat-chested moron!  you’ll be texting ME first thing with morning wood just begging Me to empty the rest of your savings account because you are a predictable,  dick-driven,  semen-laden, weak turdette.   It must totally SUCK knowing that as soon as your dick twitches, your brain is going to fog over and you are going to become one REALLY stupid mother fucker who’s going to get financially taken advantage of and manipulated into performing humiliating acts.   Welcome to your future!

 hahahahahhahahahahahahaha! Oh it’s so damned fun FUCKING with you fuck-ups!!!  I made like $8,000 in 24 hours. Not bad if I should say so Myself.

$700 cash tributes from screwy stewy and he ordered that awesome pink corset dress.  Well he said he ordered it.  We shall see..he disappeared soon after reporting that he made the purchase. stewy, email ME back asap and tell Me about the progress of the shipping on that corset dress. I don’t trust you because of some of the stupid stunts you have pulled, you slimy little cocksucker!  $500 from oliver twisted.  oliver I want another $500. Just use your wife’s account again. heeeheee

Wah. I burnt Myself waxing MY brows.  I hope I don’t get a scab under My eyebrow.  The new wax heater gets HOT!

unroyal fool is totally depressed today. HAHAHAHAHA!  I LOVES it!  

wolfie a.k.a. RX slave.  Dr Sierra orders that you take 3 more of your pills and write a list of 50 reasons your life totally SUCKS.  Don’t forget to include the fact that you have a slingblade haircut and that nobody likes you.  Keep popping those pills, you psychotic bitch!

Updated: Pic of cash in the mail.  Down below..

ugh!  I’ve been looking to update MY wishlist with summer fashions.  It takes forever going through hundreds of sites.  What is with all these tops with thick banned bottoms??? I FUCKING HATE THEM.  Everything has a wide band at the bottom this season.  I also hate tinky puff capped sleeves and those bubble tops.  They’re everywhere!  Every time I see a top I want  or maybe..it has one of these FREAKIN’ loathsome bottom bands!! argh!!!

In the meantime, here’s a few things you can buy Me.

Psychodelic Tee from buckle  twinkie
Animal Print Top from buckle twinkie  This just arrived and I reeally love it!
Crazy Leopard Tee from buckle
Brown top from buckle fatmac (plus he got 2 more buckle shirts)

Yo fat mac. Buy this eyebrow stuff  done and have it purchased by the time we get back from our night out.  I absolutely love this stuff! I just got some from amazon but it was too light and the dark isn’t available, so you get to buy it directly from this website.  Lucky you.  Get it in dark brown.

 So $2,000 showed up from Australia from none other but unroyal fool.  Oh they are PRETTY crispies, too! Brand new and smell deeeeeelish!   I’ll post a pic later.

$500 online tributes from edward who I haven’t heard from for a verrrry long time.  Shame on you, eddy for trying to avoid the inescapable.  smalldick sd sent $200.   4 pairs of shoes showed up, more hair product, a bikini top and a vase.  UPS still hasn’t showed up yet. hohum

Hey hairlip. I think I feel like taking your money..do you feel it too? hahahahhaha!

Pictured: $2,000 from unroyal fool, $300 from vaseline freak the tranny clown and $200 from senor doggy (oops..senor doggy actually sent $300..but one of the bills aren’t pictured)

Look at these fierce looking shoes.   I’m like 6’6 in them. It’s crazy.  I was going to take those biker boot pics for you royal fool..but I haven’t been wearing them as much because the weather has warmed up.  So stare at these shoes until I get motivated.

Update: $400 from the arabian and $300 from sissy tommikins tonight and vintage furfreak got Me a black brocade overbust corset.  Oh chewtoy, if I had friggin time before your stupid trip to florida to order a chastity belt to lock you up in — I so would!

chewtoy..Here’s your “nice” dog tag.

What are you going to do to earn the priviledge of wearing it (instead of that mean ol’ ass slut one — hahaha)?

Howdy boys.  Oh My no updates for awhile! GASP! How did you little minions ever survive??  I’ve been busy shopping and looking for more things for you guys to get Me.  fagarina got ME that beautiful, blue new corset. I am still waiting on that pink corset dress! WTF?  It’s been what a week and none of you fucks have volunteered?  Get on it, before I go medieval on your bitch asses!  So hell. I can’t keep track of all the goodies I’ve been getting.  $300 from senior doggy arrived, senior doggy also got Me the VS swimsuit and those super sexy heels, $120 worth of Curl Junkie hair product from weak loser,  $300 from fagarina coming in the mail, $500 from amsterdam ham,  $600 from terrance another $300 from pedro.  Things are disappearing off MY amazon wishlist as well.

Have you been keeping up with tittyboy’s adventures in humiliation? hahaha OMG !   tittyboys glasses showed up that I picked out for him.  he’s all mortified because they say “Bebe” on the side.  hehe  Don’t get your titties in a twist, bitch..I know you will secretly dribble in your panties thinking someone just might notice.

Next Wednesday night all of the girls have special plans!  Me and Stevie and DDR will be most likely partying it up and laughing about some of you freaks!  I have some gift certificates to blow on Saturday, so Me and MY girlfriend are planning spending saturday doing some shopping.  Feel Free to make a fat donation to be included in our shopping spree.

Maybe I’ll take a picture of MY feet in My Harley boots for the unroyal fool.  he’s paid a few thousand for  that pic by now..I think I’ve forgotten to take it for hmm about 2 or 3 months. lolololol!  I think I might rename wolfie RX-slave because I am keeping him so heavily medicated.  It’s for the best..he’s a really annoying hilljack when he’s not drugged.  I mean, really. Did you see that slingblade haircut of his?  hahahahaha!  he thinks he’s handsome!  Do you know how many of you homely freaks actually think you are handsome!?  I am astounded when you guys tell ME that I’d be surprised by how attractive you are and then you send Me some jacked up photo of yourself in all your dorkdom.  men are SOO fucking DELUSIONAL!  The problem is.Women are too nice. They constantly lie to you hopeless morons so not to hurt your feelings.  Never fear, PRINCESS will tell you the truth.   you are FUG!

What the fuck is going on with Lost?  I am SOOO friggin confused!

Shopping Opportunities!

Hey to the guy with the bikini fetish who said he’d like to buy Me bikinis!  I found a few I want.  You can either buy Me gift certificates for them here  or Email ME and I will give you your list for Ritchie’s bikinis I require.   There’s like 3 of them that I like on this site.  They are MY favorite swimsuits. I have 2 and they are PERFECTION.

There’s this one from VS senior doggy.  But it’s on backorder til 5/27.  Email Me for colors and sizes.

 Corsets for you fetish freaks who love to shop for fetishwear.
Fushia corset dress!  Wooowie!

Pretty Corset I think I want this one in the Floral Turquoise. It will look pretty with My eyes.  Actually I decided to get this one instead..with an attachable halter strap.  fulfilled by fagarina

Shoes for photos size 10 senior doggy

More shopping to come!

unroyal fool is having a mental breakdown because the guy who I make suck his cock has taken to smacking him around and abusing him. hahhaha!  he’s sending another $2,000 in the mail!

Update 4.14.09
Money shot!  Another $800 arrived today from $$$pig.  I like $$$pig so far. he’s totally low maintence and keeps sending Me lots of crispies in the mail!!  Keep earning ME that cash, you lowly old sow!  I love your cash care packages!  $300 from.ummm I forget and $200 from fagarina.

So sad having to give such a huge lump sum to uncle sam.  At least I’m done with My taxes.

Anyway, I have a new slave from ireland who sent $500 and bought Me a stationary bike.  I will be giving MY old one to My girlfriend. I will have to think of a new name that is fitting for My new irish minion.  $200 from wolfie, $100 from loopy for legs, and $600 from sharon.  $200 came in the mail from fagarina.  Oh loopy! you fucking still owe ME $400 .  your pathetic excuse of a donation actually offends ME!  I told you to FUCK off until it was paid..and paying only a small portion gets you JACK SHIT.  Princess fan you owe Me $400, too. STOP fucking messaging ME until the payment is sent in FULL!   REALLY, you obsessed freaks, when you can’t afford ME and I tell you to leave ME the fuck alone..GET THE FUCK away from ME and stay the fuck away!!  Paying Me partially and hounding ME, WILL NEVER get you ANYTHING you fucking want!!!  

fatty, don ‘t think I forgot about you.  I’ll be looking for a few items for you to get.