Hi MY little mutts and sluts! Our favorite retarded monkey who’s inflicted with multiple personalities, has shown up again.  russell the baboon and the two idiotic voices in his head, baby baboon and baboon #2, all made their appearance yesterday! Hurray!  I raped the moronic threesome for $500.  terrance got a royal wallet fucking too. he lost $1,000 in a matter of minutes.  My beaner slave, senor doggy sent $300.  Oh My little freakito..we are going to have sooo much fun when you are in Vegas.   sharon the girl slave  called after having one too many!  She withdrew $1,500 from her husbands account and gave it to me.  I made her play a few more pranks on him, including erasing important files on his computer, damaging his precious lawn mower and releasing all the propane in his grill.  This man has been spraying water/hairspray mix on his balding head for almost 2 years now, thinking it’s Rogain.  This cracks me up to no end!

Yet another shirt I want asap.  pat from ohio

Ugh My period was friggin miserable again this month, it’s slowing down now. I should be available for phonecalls tomorrow afternoon and evening. Do not call until after noon!

Insert your tampons in your mangynas.

 mrobot activate!

Hey fatty.  We should totally put your photo on this site.

hairlip, boxes of your prezzies have been showing up! The diamond ring is too big, so I need to resize it.  It’s very pretty though! I also need to exchange the guitar shirt for another one. I really didn’t like the fit of it.  I will send it back tomorrow..get this one right now as the exchange (done). I don’t want to have to wait for them to receive the exchange first.

This weekend you should REMEMBER to pay PRINCESS!  REMEMBER that I own you. REMEMBER that you are insignificant and inconsequential.  REMEMBER that I am the center of your universe and the reason you wake up every morning. REMEMBER that I am GOD.

Oh long weekend!  Let’s see I’ve gotten behind again in posting the lootings.  Here are just a few of the highlights from the last few days.  $500 from shitpig, $1300 from vintage furfreak, $575 from weak loser, $600 from the ukranian,   $200 from fagarina.

Yay My little liquor bar/cabinet finally came in.  I’ve waited far too long for it. I can’t wait to get it in place!

Found a few more shirts from Buckle I like.

Archaic Redeem Tshirt
Splatter top

Let’s hope it doesn’t rain today.

Someone get ME this Leopard dress too.  Email Me for size and shipping information ect.  fulfilled by hairlip 🙂

MY little jerky-boys!  It’s still time to shop shop shop.
A few more items I want asap:
More Kinky Curly.  I just can’t get enough of this stuff stocked and I go through a lot of it, because I’m using it every day.  This stuff is like nectar of the Hair Gods to MY curls.  fulfilled by hairlip

Curls Gel-les’c Jealousy Get this too.   Oooh their new bottles are so cute. fulfilled by hairlip

The Buckle has tons of awesome tees and tops I want.   Get the *** tops first.
Zebra Flower Top at Buckle   ***
Watercolor Top at Buckle
Landscape Top at Buckle
Abstract Floral Top at Buckle
Feather Top at Buckle   ***
Lace Trim Top at Buckle   ***
Cheetah Top at Buckle
Buddah Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Guitar and Bird Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Peacock Top at Buckle

Shirt is from twinkie I think and the necklace I believe is from hairlip.  Just took this a few minutes ago.

OMG  check out senor doggy’s Cinco de Mayo photos.  Meet senor doggy and senor pequeno.  Otherwise known as Cheech and Dongless.  These 2 idiots were up all day drinking tequila and sending ME gifts.