Update: hairlip bought My new toshiba laptop!!

This will cost $1,000 to remove oliver!! Again!  Oh I forgot to mention, he paid $1,500 already today.but that was before I said he had to pay $1,000 to get his info removed.

**address removed, fee paid**

douchebag, why the fuck do you “unfriend” Me on yahoo.just to “re-friend” ME 2 days later?  This is like the 30th time you have done it.  It’s HYSTERICAL watching you guys retreat..just to re-peek..then finally to re-freak..then you re-leak..and back to re-treat!  The NEVER ending cycle of stupidity. The affect of sperm poisoning! Mama loves!  douchey McTwink, you are so utterly ridiculous.  Cha ching!

My pink Sony vaio.  Argh! I think I’m tossing another toshiba on My wishlist.  The pink Sony’s monitor has gone out. It was purchased for Me Oct 2008 and has already had to have it’s harddrive replaced.   I’m DONE with Sony laptops!

Pheww.. long time since I’ve posted.

 Guess who’s back?  That 21 year old  douchebag who thinks he can conveniently go back to his normal life and be a normal guy. What he doesn’t understand is that he started being transformed into a freak at a REALLY young age, think how much I will have fucked him up by the time he is 35!!      The guys who have been bottled -fed MY poison are the sickest fucks of them all! hahahaha Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, you are so totally SCREWED!  Well  My little baby douche sent $1,000.    I received $600 from a guy named jason.  I can’t remember if I talked to him.  I might have been multi-tasking during his I.M.’s because I have a vague memory of his screenname but not much more. hahahaha Sometimes you losers all become a big blur!  Make another donation jason and re-freshen MY memory!  senor doggy and his faithful sidekick senor pequeno sent $300.  you two beaners contact ME asap for your next video adventure.

 fagarina I got your text last night around midnight saying you loved ME.  hahaha Did you wake up with a little bonerette in your panties?  hahaha Send ME another $200 on monday and call Me so we can plan your outfit.  grandpa freakpie is not dead.  he is broke, which is as good as dead to ME.  he’s begging for attention, but has nothing to offer Me.  When you can’t spoil Princess anymore..your life is basically OVER.  Stop sucking up MY oxygen old man!!  Find a way to get ME what I want or start digging your grave!

 mrobot activate!!

unroyal fool is sending another $1,000. Here’s his latest odious ode.

I’m a cocksucking fag and Princess will agree,In all the whole world there’s no loser like me.
I try to resist her, but it’s futile and lame;
She will always defeat me, play my heart like a game.
I’m so very weak; all my cash I will send.
She’s says,’Suck on that dick. It’s your only true friend’.
That’s so very true; no one loves me;
So I suck ugly bastards, pimped out for a fee.
If I had a nice lady, in my life, I would shine,
But none would ever have me, a butt-ugly swine.
I’m way beyond homely; no woman wants a wimp,
So male freaks take me, get it sucked, pay my pimp.
Once I was proud, thought my future was bright,
But Princess the Predator took my soul in the night.
I’m now empty and stupid, lost and a wreck,
But I LOVE her so much that I don’t give a heck.
Soon there will be more cash to send;
She will just laugh, and high-five her girlfriend.
It’s my special duty to spoil VTG too;
I go into raptures for one look at her shoe.
She’s a vibrant young woman, while I’m just an ape,
So I open my wallet for VTG to rape.
She takes it and parties; I’m mostly ignored;
I have nothing else she wants, I make her so bored.
She has no time for the ugly, the dickless, the fool;
I can look but not touch, while I dribble and drool.
She laughs with her sister, Princess, in cahoots,
While I blow my sad load at pictures of her boots.
So I thank you, Great Princess, for winning again;
The Queen’s in her castle, on that you depend.
I’d give my whole world for one kiss of her toe,
But she already owns me; it will ever be so!

Hi, My piggy wigglies.  Such whiners you are. Every time I don’t update for awhile I get all these pathetic emails and comments.  MOST pathetic part is that the assholes who complain the MOST.are the ones who never contribute. Oh I how I LOATHE your kind.  I wish every one of you fucks who read MY page religiously and continue not to pamper and spoil ME, gets gangrene of the testicles and die a slow and painful death!

I’ve been playing Mafia Wars and getting all immersed in that as well as trying to get back started on MY home remodeling. I am also working to get re-motivated to start another fitness kick.  The home remodeling is a pain in the ass..one thing always leads to another. I still need to get the flooring and vanity ripped out of the  master bathroom so I can get all MY new faucets, vanity lights, fixtures ect installed.  I’m trying to get refocused on the things I need to get done  but instead, I’m collecting limes and snake statues, buying casinos and putting hits on mobsters in this worthless computer game!

hairlip has been a loyal shopper and has been following My amazon and Buckle wishlist and buying up everything MY little heart desires.  The Ukrainian went on a spree and sent about $2,000, $300 cash from fagarina, $400 from sissy tommikins,  $400 from toejamjam, $100 from that 21 year old douche nozzle slave, $300 from weak loser,  $350 from some pay&dash new guy and lots of other shit I just can’t recall.  Vaseline freak, I got your $300 in case you didn’t get MY message and I hope you are saved up to send another. Also received $300 cash in the mail from someone else from Spain.   I can’t remember the shit from earlier in the week.

brad the fag I see you popping on and off your yahoo. Just send some cash already..we know you wanna.  slutty suzy I see you too logging in to your account.  Why the fuck would you do that, you skanky whore!?!!?  I thought you just “wanted to be left alone.” Ha whatever! you fucking sickos are so TERMINALLY infested with the disease I rotted your brains with! HAHAHAHA  Go pick out a nice Thank You card for ME! you KNOW I deserve it!  oliver twisted:  Where the hell are you?!? you have duties, you dick-loving danish dildo!   DO you SERIOUSLY think you can ever escape?  luke, I see you popping in and out of your yahoo.  So many of you have this tragic little habit of trying to tempt fate by logging into your yahoo accounts that you created to communicate with ME.  you hop on. you hop off.  you hop on . you hop off!  What are you doing???  Jerking off looking at MY screenname on your yahoo pager??    baboon is notorious for hopping on to see what I am doing, then hiding. you guys have no self control.  you can’t resist logging in to see if I am out there–lurking in cyberland, ready to pounce on you and tear you from limb to limb if you dare but enter MY lair and send ME a message.  Open yahoo. Shut yahoo.  Send a quick message “hi”. Jump off immediately.  Jump on 3 hours later. See if I’m online. Jump off.  2 hours later.  Log back on, message Me.and the next thing you know you are inebriated, $1,000 in the hole and your bung is mysteriously throbbing in pain. “Wack on. Wack off, danielsun”.   you jackasses are SOOOOO fucking predictable!  Enough already. Send your cash, you stupid bitches!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

More shirts!  This place puts out new ones every few days. hairlip if you didn’t get those other shirts I posted about , get these instead.  I love the electric angel one!

Electric Angel Tshirt
Dip Dye Tshirt
Animal Block Top
Medallion Top

I recolored My hair again, so it’s in that super dark phase.  It only lasts a few days then it’s back to normal.  Kinky Curly Custard how I LOVE Thee!

My hair has never looked so fucking good until I discovered this stuff and stopped using sulfates shampoo!

That’s the button sleeve shirt you sent hairlip.  But I wanna return the other top, it squished My boobs like sardines.  I’ll find another.you’ll order it and I’ll send the other back.  you can get this one and  this one.

This is after I had been out in the wind and humidity, so My hair isn’t quite as prestine.but I LOVE this photo.

Today I had quite the haul!  $1,000 from old guy george,  $500 from hairlip PLUS some stuff off MY amazon wishlist, $800 from wolfie, $500 from the ukranian, $200 from some new guy named ernie.  I was suppose to send hairlip a shopping list but I was so bogged down with minions all vying for My attention at once.  Hopefully I will get that sent off very soon.  Looky, hairlip!..I’m wearing one of the tops you got ME in this little icon photo.  Too bad it’s so small you can’t see it.  I took this today.  fagarina promised to send $300 in the mail tomorrow and I had fatty buy ME a few things.  Oh it’s PRIDE week this week, fatty. 2 pedicures for ME and MY girlfriend..COMING UP!  Paypal it immediately!

Awww ain’t I friggin’ precious???

I’m gonna try doing some more photos in some other outfits this week. I’ve decided that I do NOT like to take photos in skirts that length because they totally don’t photograph as well on ME. I prefer skirts above the knee, especially for photos.   I think it’s because they make the leg look short knee down. I don’t know.  Anywhoo.. hopefully I will be more pleased with this next set.  For now you can gaze into My shockingly sweet looking face and wonder how a Goddess with such an pretty, feminine, adorable face can be capable of  so heartlessly destroying you, using you up until you are a shell of a man and laughing hysterically as She does so?   I barely understand how I can look sweeter than sugar and be such an absolute bitch.but one can not question perfection.  It seems the crueler I am.the more I fuck the masses over, the more hearts I break..the more angelic My lovely face becomes.

Here’s another little bathroom self portrait.

Are you friggin noticing how much less frizzy the texture of MY hair has been getting since I stopped using sulfate conditioners and silicones?  My curls go boing, boing, boing!  Some irish fucker who sent $500 actually had the gaul to ask Me why I don’t ever straighten MY hair!!! WTF!?!?  Have you ever heard such blasphemy? Why the fuck don’t you chop of your fucking dick off???    CURLS and PRINCESS SIERRA belong together like a bird to the sky, wings to an angel,  petals to a rose,  MY BOOT to your ass!    Don’t be surprised irish guy if one MY curls slither off into the night like a twisty little cobra and strangles you in your sleep.

vintage furfreak sent $2,000 because he was all in love with the photos I sent him.  he also ordered ME 2 new dresses from Stop Staring.   terrance did $500, some cheapo sent $150, $300 from an edward.  I need to log in and check MY other accounts and see who else sent stuff.