UPDATE!!!!! I’m literally rolling around on MY bed laughing MY ass off and gloating!! This blog was up less than an hour and speedy dick read it and got worked into a lather yet AGAIN!! he called and sent another $500. he says, “you think i’m pathetic.” I say. “I KNOW you are pathetic!” When I asked how much he sent (I actually wasn’t expecting another $500 after he sent $1,000 today) he just sat there quietly. When it came in, I screamed and laughed so hard in his ear that I think it startled him! I had a serious laughing fit. Like, I’m sure I sounded like a hyperventilating, wheezing wicked witch I was laughing so damned hard! he says in his most manly, man voice. I. Am. Done. BAHAHAHAHAHA! $1500 in 24 hours. his new record. Relapsing 3 times in a single day. Oh I can’t explain how exhilarating it is to fuck with this one’s mind — How great it feels to strip him of all his cash!! True, I really prefer good obedient slaves who give themselves and their cash to ME with love and devotion. But some of you bingers are so damned entertaining to brainwash and send spiraling into insanity and debt!
Speedy dick.. ???? you’re ONCE???? TWICE??THREE TIMES ?????? the loser! And I laugh at you! ???? Yes I laugh….. at yooooooooou! ????
— Princess Sierra (@PrincessSierra) September 29, 2015
The struggle only sends you sinking deeper! Speaking of “the struggle”..speedy dick is in eternal conflict. he popped up exactly a week after his last “relapse”. Yesterday morning he flashes across MY caller ID while I’m on the phone with My Sister. I tell Her, “oh I want to take this call. This guy always sends $500 and takes about 2 minutes on the phone. I’ll call you right back!” HAHAHA Sure enough. I demand $500. he cries a bit and says I’m mean. I call him a few names and MY phone alerts ME I have a $500 payment. he starts breathing funny. I whoop in glee and skip around the kitchen, singing, “I got your money, bitch”! he whispers, “good bye”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I call My Sister back and tell Her the good news. She’s like “Wow. That was QUICK!” Late that night around 1p.m. as I am drifting to sleep, I get a phone call. I look to see who it is. SPEEDY DICK, AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHA I answer the phone without saying hello, “Did you call to give ME more of your money, asshole?” he’s whispering so low I can hardly hear him. (Probably calling from the bathroom as his wife sleeps in the other room.) he whispers, “why am i doing this? Why do you do this to me??” I laugh maniacally and send him to the pay page. My phone chimes. I have $500. I laugh MY ass off and he says he will be taking a long break from this. HAHAHAHA Like as long as his last break? 8 hours???
speedy dick used to be kinda normal. he called once in a blue moon. he spent his cash and then disappeared for months. he liked to talk about MY other slaves and what addicted freaks they were, but he hadn’t fallen that deep. he could never be like “those weirdos” he was “normal.” Now speedy dick finds that he is “one of those freaks!” Guys read My blog and watch him fall off the wagon constantly and continually, sending $500 payments each time he does. These guys comfort themselves in thinking, at least they “aren’t as bad off as that speedy dick”. “That guy” has a real problem. Yes, speedy dick is an addicted freak. They are “normal”. he inspires them to fall off the wagon too! HAHA! Get in line, minions! you don’t come to ME addicted. I brainwash you into being addicted. I program you to be addicted. I show you how “normal” it is to be addicted to Me. I teach you how to think. I plant the seed. I watch the vine grow. It takes over the garden in your mind and strangles out all the things you had growing there before you met ME. I TAKE your MIND OVER!
you are next. Come to your master. Give Me that cash!!
lesbians power shopper has decided to give up the struggle and slip into the sweet bliss of total acceptance of his complete servitude to ME. he continues to send $100 daily tributes. This last week he has sent $200 daily tributes which DOUBLES both of Our BLISS!! he continues to buy prezzies! I got a beautiful Frye wristlet in the mail from him! he just bought a $200 Ultralite, top of the line camping cot. he has been making Me very happy!
The wank bank has been a busy little boy. he bought ME a $200 Patagonia puffer, this red The North Face rain jacket, $100 Cabela’s gift cards, $100 cash tribute. Good job, asshole! I’m loving it! Continue your shopping and spending duties! I really like this rain jacket. Guess I look great in red! I will take it camping with Us this weekend.
wimpdick is shopping for the finishing touches of his Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit. It’s been over 58 days since he has been locked up this time. I made him buy Me some International stamps so I can easily send his key to him in Canada without having to go to the post office. I might send the key today since I’m in a good mood. he’s been kinda broke, buying oddball gifts. I sometimes lose MY keys when I’m not receiving big enough sums of $ and prezzies.
screwy louey do your duty! I’ll be expecting your cash tribute soon.
I wonder where pigsnot is? I will have to energetically/ psychically reach out to the old sow and conjure him back to a SHOPPING SPREE!!
Yay the weather is changing! Can’t wait to wear all MY adorable new coats and jackets and boots! We are getting in as much camping as possible before We have to winterize the RV.
Send ME $100-$300 Ohio State Park Gift card.
