Went to a hockey game!  Kinda lame.drank a few beer and had to pee during the entire game!  So many ugly people!  After the game, We had a little snack at some place downtown. Email Me, if you want to be one of our “Tab slaves”.  you must be able to receive texts.  We send you a picture of Our tab.you either VENMO or paypal Me the cash to cover it.  It’s kinda like going on a date with ME.well, not really! hahahaha!  Get on in the lesbian action by sending your money to US while WE have fun!  Beer, food and laughs..ALL on you!  Cept you get to stay home with your pud in your hand.while WE enjoy Ourselves.all at your expense!  GOOD TIMES, bitchboys! Muahahaha!

screwy stewy continues to shop My amazon wishlist, like a good little shit nugget!

toiletbrush  I’ll be at the house all day.  So call and we will finish some shopping! you are getting this dress too.

Soooo some of MY trendier friends were telling ME that My french manicure was outta style. (boo!)  So I got some crazy gel polish on MY last manicure.   Just a little iphone video of MY amazing color changing nail polish and My divine model hands!  fatmac pays for all MY manicures.  A little wild for MY taste..I will probably go with some sort of shade of nude next time.  OR I might just continue with My outta style french manicure because I love how smart and clean they look!

Here’s a bill we got on Superbowl Sunday that we sent to fatty to pay.  Paypal received immediately!  Don’t you wish you could pick up one of Our tabs? (jacket by Princess fan, silver ring by Princess fan. I think, blue ring from Girlfriend, HUGE smile from ALWAYS GETTING EVERYTHING I FRIGGIN WANT!)

Update: sissy tommikins woke up and immediately looked at Me and Her Royal Copness’s photo on his phone and ran straight to MY wishlist and bought 3 pairs of thermal socks and pajamas for Her and a nightgown for MYself.  hahahhaha!  tommikins is gonna be in the total PO’ house for the rest of the month!  Sign up for government cheese, because we will be just as stunning next month, tommikins! MUAHAHAHA!

Can you believe it?? sissy tommikins is still reeling from the scent of My perfume!  he sent yet another $700 today and went straight out to his favorite adult bookstore and got ANOTHER dick–a black one tonight!  clap clap clap!   Oh but that’s not all!  One of the guys he sucked this week gave tommikins his phone number because tommikins’ sucking techniques were so superb.  Practice makes perfect!  I think I will make tommikins set up a google voice # so he can give out a number and guys can call him and demand impromptu prick rendezvous!  I told tommikins it would be brilliant to print out “Professional Flufferboy and Cocksucker technician” biz cards to give out after every cock he finishes..but tommikins didn’t think it was that good an idea. hahahahaha!
$200 from new cross-eyed slave who also drank his pee for the first time.  Another freak of nature, christened by piss by Princess.

pantystain got a few more items of Our wishlist including a paddle holster, handcuff case and winter socks for HRC and some hair oil for ME.  Oh, I’m running late on shipping that dress, pantystain.hopefully I will get it out by Tuesday.

Going out for SuperBowl Sunday today.  Of course Her Royal Copness will be there.  Pay Us while we Partay!  DONATION FOR THE LESBIAN NATION!

Update: sissy tommikins sent $2,500 total today after enjoying MY sniffable gifts! Oh he also got a bottle of perfume for HRC.  So.let’s add up how much he spent on this dress..he bought the dress for $1,000, got crazy dreaming about the dress and sent another $500 then sent $2,500 the day he got the dress.  heehee!

Update:  Sent tommikins out to suck dick.  he got 3 tonight!  Read the comment where he describes it in lurid detail!  he had a really wild time tonight!  The pervs were OUT tonight with their dicks out.  Ewww!

OMG Listening to tommikins open MY package. he is literally bawling like a baby.  hahahaha!  he just sent $1,000 and he hasn’t even unraveled the dress yet!

oh a guy named jason.sent $100.  big whoop

I can’t get enough of Etsy and it’s one-of-kind items.  Also.I try to choose items made from Females.  So your money goes to an artistic Woman and I get the item I want!
Infinite Beauty Knick-knack
Mermaid Box
Magic Knick-knack