UPDATE: The day after I posted this entry mystery pig coughed up $2,000! MUAHAHAHA!
FUCK you! FUCK you RIGHT IN THE WALLET you horny, craptastic little sow!
mystery pig! you lowly filthy lump of pig meat! you stinking blob of living, breathing excrement! you have not made ME smile for WEEKS! I DEMAND MY CASH NOW!
Every day! Please Me! Serve Me! Obey Me!
SHOPPING LIST
Eddie Bauer
Camo Jacket size Tall XL
Zip Fleece Tall XL in Vicuna
Deer Henley size L
Patagonia Down Jacket XL in Buffalo Green
mystery pig! I know you read this religiously and spring wood the minute I mention you! I WANT MY MONEY TODAY! And you want to give it to ME! Just pretend I just sprayed you in the face with bear mace and demanded you hand over $1,000!! I know you’d get sprung and I’d get $2,000!!
The doomed brit got drunk and tried to send $400 but he accidentally put 2 in the quantity in one order and sent $600 total. he also made a INFOMERCIAL for ME. Check it out!
Now cleanse your eyes by looking at MY beautiful, radiant smile!
UPDATE: HAHAHAHA! soon as mystery pig read this post he sent another $1,200! I own your ass so bad! you might be too scared shitless to ever speak directly to ME, but you know I got you so brainwashed!! I LOVE IT!
Today I got $700 from some gross old dude I saw on cam for a second and $200 from vincent. Who’s next?
Stupid mystery pig sent $3000! he attempted to send $4000 but for some reason the last one didn’t go through. When you make an attempt, you officially OWE ME that amount..I don’t care what the fuck you have to do to get it to ME..but PAY UP, ya little shit!
WISHLIST!
RX Sunglasses Really Want!! Send $200 to cover!
Sundance Catalogue
Femme Floral Top
Beauty Top
Always Tunic
Karly Top barf sandwich
Back country
Nano Vest Smolder Blue slavey dave
PayThePrincess.com
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.