Well, I just booked MY vacation for Christmas. $6,032.70 for the resort and air for 2. This isn’t including excursions or anything.
Imagine what the LUXURY vacation I’m planning with FIVE of us going is gonna costs you jerkoffs. I’m being frugal for this trip and not paying the extra $600 for the helicopter ride from the airport. This place looks pretty nice for an all-inclusive. Although it’s a 5-star resort, it’s not as ultra topnotch as the last resort and I didn’t get the biggest suite this time, but I think it will be sufficient for a quick winter getaway. I’m leaving December 23rd and coming back late the 29th.
So you guys owe a LOT more for MY vacation fund.
CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHRISTMAS VACATION FUND!
I decided there was just no way I could deal with kids at a resort and you know that around Christmas they will be fucking filled with swarms of them. I was reminded today how much kids creep Me out. They fucking eyeball Me and stare at Me all the time. Especially ones with little short mommies. This one comes up to me, I’d say she was 4. But hell if I know.I can’t tell a 3 year from a 6 year old. She’s kinda sucking her fist and says, “can I touch your hair?”..and I’m like “no”. and she says, “can I touch your hair?” and I’m like “no.” That settled it. I went straight home and paid for My resort at an adult-only place. Kids and dogs make me nervous. My friends who have kids are always upset by how I look at their children like they’re fungus and flinch when they touch ME. I hate dogs too and push them away and stand there all stiff when they get next to me and say get that mutt away from me. Yucky slobbering thingies–the both of them. My mom used to tell Me when I was a teenager vowing I would NEVER have kids, that one day My “maternal instinct” would kick in. She now admits that I was never born with one.
So I went riding today, it was surprisingly nice weather. I think tomorrow it’s suppose to rain all day. Dropped off My bike and then took the truck to pick up some friends and head to the bar for a bit. I’m totally afraid to drink even a beer when I ride. I don’t know so many bikers drink and hop on their bikes.
Princess: i have been looking at Your web site for far too long. i am afrade that i have fallen under Your spell without even once talking to You! Even though i know i am nothing to You and will only be abused by You, i want to enter Your realm as one of many suffering slaves. Is there a way that i can tribute to You anonymously so that i can begin down the path of serving You? i know that this will only lead to suffering and discomfort but i accept it as my destiny.
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Read the rules asshole.
You can pay privaetly if you want, but I reckon you dont have the balls to do anything about it. Quit jerking the Princess around, pay if you can, go away if its just an ego trip for you/
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