Just got another $500 from deryck who disappeared soon after paying it. Popped up, paid it and ran away. I swear so many of you guys act like that gopher hammer game at the county fair. Where all those little gophers pop their heads half way out of the hole and your trying to smash them with a giant hammer before they disappear back into the hole. There’s one! WHAM.Oh there’s one WHAM! There’s .uh! fucking asshole yanked his dick too fast. Oh, there’s another! WHAM WHAM WHAM! It’s so much easier when you guys just fucking come around every payday like clockwork and offer your neck at the chopping block. Hang around, do your duty, say your prayers, be good boys. But hell, you guys wanna play the flying pinata game!?! I’ll come out with 2 BIG OL’ BASEBALL BATS SWINGING and fucking knock the sense out of you.

Nice quiet day. I got an AWESOME workout done. I did 45min with My little Mia Fitness cardio Xbox game thing and then did 1hour weight training on free weights and the BowFlex. I’ll probably be sore tomorrow because I upped MY weights a bit today. That Fitness game is actually pretty fun for cardio cuz it changes all the time and can be challenging if you set it to be challenging.

The weather was crazy today! It snowed big fluffy snowflakes the entire day, but it didn’t really stick. It was totally sunny and warm 2 days ago with MY tulips and flowers springing up all over the place! Friggin nuts. Anyway, I did go out into the cold for a bit to have mexican with a few friends. Saturday night I went out partying and wore some hot leather pants that somebody had sent ME but I can’t remember who. My hair looked extra special that night. All eyes were on ME–but when is that NOT the case?

latexlover: They attempted to deliver that latex dress on friday but I wasn’t home when they tried. I’ll call tomorrow and see if they will redeliver.

I got $300 from a brand new british guy who has this really thick scottish accent. he gives Me the $300 and is like feverishly thanking Me and sounding like he’s in total heaven, wheezing like a crazed maniac saying how wonderful I am and how he is going to serve regularly and then, “CLICK” , hangs up. $300 for 4 minutes of ecstasy! Friggin losers, probably spontaneously spunked in his pants the second I said, “I logged in and I can see your money!” cuz that’s when he really started moaning like a spazz. $100 from an eric. he says he has paid Me before, but I don’t really remember him at all. Well, I mentioned that deadman dan sent $200 in GC’s yesterday. SO I emailed him and told him that I hadn’t claimed them yet, because I preferred to get $200 CASH instead. Sooooo. being the guiltridden goofball he is, he doesn’t respond to MY mail, but obviously got it, because $200 CASH arrives from him shortly after. So I made a mad dash to amazon and cashed in his amazon GC too. teehee! I shafted deadman dan and I bet it gave him a complete woody. Oh yah, I also got another $100 from sluttysuzy and made him shave his hairy chest. he’s got some big man-titties on him.they are pretty gruesome. Anyway, we’ve discovered that kinda like the baboon, sluttysuzy has a split-personality. his man-side that tries to fight temptation and resist MY charms (the despicable steven)and then sissywhore sluttysuzy the pantyboy sissyfreak who dances around like a girlymonkey and obeys MY every whim. Me and suzy are in cahoots right now to DESTROY the yucky manside of him–the male filth, “the despicable steven” suzy gives up all of steven’s personal information and tells Me all his dark secrets and the things that makes the despicable steven weak and vulnerable. steven is going buhbye..PERMANENTLY.

Enterprise is going to be gone for good pretty soon. I think there are 4 episodes left. Not that it’s MY favorite show or anything, but when I’m desperate for SCI-Fi I’ll watch it–which I am right now, since Farscape is long gone, Stargates are over for this season (really short seasons too) and BattleStar Galatica is done for the season too. Anyway, this last episode of Enterprise was SoooOOOooooOOOOo fuggin stupid!