Did MY FirmWorkOut and will do some calves and abs in a few hours. Me and a friend tried our hand at making dinner ourselves tonite. It was coconut chicken dish. It was okay, but I wouldnt want to eat it very often. Took a quick dip in the pool today and floated around in MY giant pool-chair fatmac bought ME last year. How refreshing. Let’s see. I broke My favorite phone today so I put another phone on My amazon wishlist which toejamjam promptly purchased as soon as I mentioned it. It looks pretty cool.
Today that leg and feet guy I said would come running back to pay when he saw My new pics–came around and paid $200. I also got $200 from nearly nardless and $50 GC from weakforfeet. toiletbrush spent a few hundred dollars at Victoria Secrets on ME. sissy jason an old flame from a few years ago called and lost $200. I think I’m gonna start calling him sissypothead cuz he’s always smoking when he calls. loser!
Sitting around in MY shorties watching forensic shows getting pissed at how many sicko bastard fuckwad murdering men there are out there.
Oh eatsusedrubbers here’s those pics you didn’t want Me to post. Now why don’t you take some proper ones with your freaky little face showing???
fatmac is gonna buy My other sister some shoes too. As soon as I find out which ones She wants I’ll post them here. Oh the newzealand sheepfucker just popped up out of the blue to donate $50. I sent out My “secret weapon” fullsized photo to him through yahoo messenger and magically he pulled another $50 outta his ass. Funny how that happens. twinkie just did some minor shopping for Me for $30. I’m trying to be nice to him cuz I’ve roughed up his credit card so bad the last few weeks.
Update: Like 3 a.m. Wednesday
Oh I had SOOO many fucking phone calls tonite I couldn’t take them all or hardly get through one call without MY callwaiting bleeping in. A few of you called all night trying to get a spot of My time. I know I told you to keep trying back but I was on calls for fucking literally hours tonite. I am SOOOO fucking pooped. Anyway, try back tomorrow and see if I can squeeze you in. Niters.
