Woohoo!!! I just checked MY email to find a suprise tribute of $875 from simon! Yep, he just paid and didn’t even say one word. Send more, simon! Oh yeh, martin sent $300 too which I almost forgot about.

vintage furfreak paid for this cute little star 1 ct diamond ring.

Hopefully it’s as cute as it looks. I’ll take pics when it arrives!

fatty is now Me and MY girlfriend’s pedicure pooch.  he will be paying for both our pedicures every few weeks.  I went nuts and made guys buy Me 4 pairs of these Island Slippers.

I want to get a pair for MY mom too.  They aren’t the flashiest flip-flops but they are sooooOoo comfortable!  Usually flip-flops are too flat for Me and wind up hurting MY arches or rub between the toes. These were like butter from the second I put them on. I didn’t have to “wear them in”.  Who wants to get Mi Mama $50 flip-flops?  Email Me if you want the privilege.

 tittyboy is now in his “dark place”. HAHAHAHAHA!  I made him get laser on his face so he can permanently kiss that lame Village People moustache goodbye Forevah!!!  he’s not very happy about the entire thing since it’s all irreversible and shit.  he’ll never have to shave again and face that annoying, daily reminder that he’s a dude.  Sweet deal, huh? hahaha So anyway, he’s all feeling regretful and shit, but that never really changes anything, does it?  DDR and Stevie are devising some evil plot to make him squeeze his freakish titties and plump he/she/thingie curves into a string bikini and hit the public pool!  This should be interesting.