Go ahead, weakling. Make MY day. Now is the time to give your life to Princess!
mystery pig! UPDATE!! he sent it!! mystery pig sent $700!!! I summoned you again on twitter. It’s been over 2 weeks since your last mysterious cash offering. Get that pig ass in gear!
Have you boys been catching My daily affirmations I have been posting on MY twitter? They are designed to retrain your mushy man-brains. My words tap into your subconscious and change old belief systems that do not serve MY best interests. I recommend you save them, print them out and recite daily.
Pretty busy today. Will update when I get some free time.
Princess you are scaring me
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Princess I will say it would be
Interesting if you were beating
Me with the butt of your pistol
Maybe even shoot me in the leg
Might have a go at it. I don’t know.
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