Oh woes Me. I’m so fucking tired. It’s been a crazy busy evening. Phone rang constantly.
beerboyjoe called and lost $850
Ain’t he a vile lard ass?? I can’t believe that fucker comes back for more after the shit I do to him.
mister urban.DO NOT fucking call ME without contributing $400 FIRST, you psychotic bunghole. I DON’T FUCKING LIKE you. I DON’T EVEN LIKE SEEING your NAME FLASH ACROSS MY CALLER I.D. It PISSES ME OFF. I think I should be gifted $400 just to IGNORE your calls when I see them.
pornpie lost $400. he got a really fucking good outfit for tonite. he’s one of the “gnarly angels” GoPornPie!
$75 anonymous donation from someone,
$75 amazon gift certificate from this fucking WEIRD freaky that talked in this crazy fucking voice..you OWE ME another one you pissant! I didn’t fucking like you! Something about you gave ME the heebie jeebies.you can at LEAST pay extra for having a yucky annoying voice. $200 donation from smalldick SD.
Yo cumfag, I know your probably all depressed cuz I was too busy to talk to you.but that’s too bad you dickdrooling fagboy. you need to go RE-SIGN up for that monthly penalty fee I made for you.
Me and a friend were playing Sims all day, getting all fucking pissed. What an ANNOYING game.
Ooops forgot to mention that the guy from france did wind up sending another $75 to be less boring. Good boy. toiletbrush also just bought Me the $130 toothbrush off My amazon wishlist and that really weird freaky that talked in the strange voice sent ME another $100 GiftCertificate and this pathetic letter that was sooo fucking tragic I thought I would share it with the world:
“I sent you the 100 gift certificate as requested. You do deserve it more than I do. It really really hurt yesterday when you told me that investing in me is like investing in cow dung. It seems like a permanent kind of hurt, not the kind that goes away easily. I’m thankful that you mentioned me on your site. Thank you!
Otherwise, my life is kind of depressing . . . don’t have friends to speak of,
hardly see my family, my girlfriend and I are breaking up, i can hardly get it up for sex, when i cum my cum stays in my weiner for the most part – have to squeeze it out. I am proud to day that i do always eat my cum. I’m 45 years old, don’t have any children, never married. I do own 3 houses – well the bank owns them – 2 are rental 1 mostly paid off – so I feel good about that.
I’m working at home mostly and don’t go out much. Boy this is prety sad. I have to do something to improve matters, but nothing i try seems to work out. Is that the definition of a loser – or can i be more than that? ”
Yes, you are the epitome of loser.but you can be more than that. you could be MY property, MY door-mat, MY sucker, an improved man who has decided to stop WASTING his LIFE AWAY on himself, but dedicate it to the WORLD’s MOST WORTHY BITCH, ME! Until you do that, you will remain the miserable ZERO that you are today. Now go send another Gift Certificate and I might give you a nickname. HA!
