Guess who came back yesterday!?  Sharon!  I get a text with picture of a tax over-payment check made out to Sharon’s husband for $522 with a note that says, “Why do I do this?”

I tell her to go cash it and send ME the amount.  She does.  Like many of you, Sharon had disappeared for quite awhile in hopes of recovering from her Sierra-osis… but like all of you know, I am completely irresistible…you all come back to My feet.  Her husband was expected in later that night from a flight and she had the house by herself.  So I got her drinking two bottles of wine,  got her thinking of all the many ways her husband sucks and we finished up the night pulling silly pranks on her unsuspecting hubby again.   We transferred another $1,000 out of his account and spent $700 shopping for Me –making the total of last night’s husband secret wallet-rape $2222! That’s an incredibly lucky number for ME, I’d say! 🙂  We used up his travel points buying ME stuff.  I also had a subscription to Curve (lesbian magazine) shipped to Her house.  (She doesn’t know about this yet..but probably does now if she is reading this.)   I had her do some really nasty stuff to his left-over lasagna he took to work today and had her put a little urine in his new big jug of Coffee-Mate,  he can have a little bit in his morning coffee every day.  We subjected his toothbrush to the usual and destroyed his favorite pair of golf shoes.   he has long since accepted his baldness and has given up on Rogaine altogether…so we didn’t bother watering it down this time.   I  watched the entire thing on webcam….and as usual, had a blast and laughed MY frickin’ ass off!  I also had Her doing subservient things for Me..but none of you pigs get to hear the details about that.  you only get to hear about the rotten things we do to her husband and how much I will enjoy spending the bastard’s money!!  Wooot!

Princess fan sent another $400 and $200 pair of Hudson jeans.  slavey davey, twinkie and panty stain continued to buy goodies this week, $300 from amsterdam ham,  $200 from peter  (he’s paid in the past but not often enough to earn a honest slave’s nickname)