Yay!  zippy slave has been in hiding for many years.  he popped up and bought $600 worth of SouthWest airline tickets, $50 Sephora gift card and some other stuff!  Today I got MY mail and there were $600 SW gift cards..I had misunderstood and thought he had bought $400..so I was totally doing the happy dance when I saw $600 of them waiting for ME today!  Go zippy go!!  Wooohooo!!!  So happy! 🙂

BUY OUR USED SNEAKERS!  Yes, foot freaks — grab your wallets, find that credit card you use only for “emergencies”, withdraw cash from your savings, sell your first-born!  Time for A DIRTY USED-SNEAKER sale!  Both Me and HRC have identical pairs of Black Asics up for auction.  These shoes have been worn BIG time!  We hike all the time and this is the pair We use the most when we are on dirt trails because they often get mucked up and dirty.  They are totally comfortable but the Our beloved big toes have stabbed holes in the mesh-like material around the toe.  Mine is a little bitty hole, but HRC’s are bigger.  Time to retire these shoes.  Find out how to purchase these Holy Relics.  Are you prepared to wield the power these hold??  Are you ready to touch the foot of SHE-SUS Christ!!? HAHAHAHA!