My $700 Canada Goose coat came! Unfortunately, it didn’t fit. 🙁 I sent it back and will re-order smaller when I get the refund. I really hope the next fits. I’m a bit nervous because the back and bust was nearly perfect but the waist was quite big..so it was quite unflattering. Damned My broad shoulders!  These Canada Goose coats are pretty bulky but absolutely the warmest coat I have ever worn! I could only wear it for a minute or two before I totally overheated.

Guess what! I now have an Arab and a slave from India who are paying.  Today the Arab sent his first payment of $175. his English was hysterical. Here’s some memorable quotes:
“i swear in Your name to obey i will stop eat out side and stop smoke hookah or go to cafe shope with my arabs diaper heads friends”
“i will only eat in home, Goddess, my mom cock everyday God bless America”
Then when I corrected him and assured him he didn’t want to eat his mom’s cock every day, he said,
“Why dont eat my mom cock Goddess, it is cheaper than eating outside?”

hahaha! Fun with Foreign Freaks!

hairlip is so whipped! he continues his daily tributes and buys goodies from MY Amazon wishlist.