Princess is taking all your money and fucking u up cuz She can!

Update: 10:39 p.m. screw louey got MY message and sent another $200 just now. Hysterical!!

Update: hahaha russell the baboon lost his internet but he still got desperate and weak and just sent Me $400. he was soooooo funny on the phone today! he said “You’re going to be the death of me! Oh baboon you poor animal!” hahahaha baboon is such a hoot when he is on one.

I’m up bright and early because the delivery boys just brought My entertainment center. Wooohooo it’s friggin NICE. It weighs a shitload because it’s solid wood. It’s HEAVY as hell! Carpet layers are going to have fun moving that out of here again. I LOVE IT, gramps! Unfortunately the wood is a bit more red than MY coffee table so it looks like I will need a new coffee table for the den now too. But that’s ok, because I was sick of table anyway. Unfortunately, there is some damage on the bottom of the top hutch so they will be sending Me a replacement for it. Seems like everytime I get good furniture off the internet, something comes damaged. Remember My sleigh bed? The side boards were damaged but they sent replacements quite quickly. Anyway, this entertainment center is LOVELY!! And the replacement for the top hutch should be coming shortly.

Click the photo to read what the sign says, grandpa.

Ooh I just discovered that there is tons of movie storage in My entertainment center! Check it out. There are 2 on each side of the center. The run behind the tv and you just pull them out. I forgot they had them. I like!

Ooooh last night I thought it was going to be a totally slow night. I received $200 from screwy louey, $200 from the ukraine, a hat from My amazon wishlist and a sundress from Princess fan. Right when I was about to call it a night guess who called? western union man. I have a western union sissy too.but this is the original western union man who used to western union Me money all the time. Anyway, I raped his ass for a tune of $1,200. Afterwards he seemed a bit remorseful. hahahhahahahaha Awwwww isn’t that just too bad??? western union man..you will be back. you will get financially fucked again and I will LOVE it! “a-huh”

Oh and note to louey: I know you’re having personal life trauma with a sick wife, but there is no reason you can’t send another $200. Actually, back in the days of christ, didn’t people sacrifice cash and gifts to God to heal their sick? Hmmm..perhaps sending Princess Almighty another $200 will help cure your wife! Do you love your wife? Then you’d better make another tribute quick!!! hahahahahahhahaha!

Oh looky MY little pink tools that Princess fan purchased. Aren’t they the cutest? They seem to be pretty sturdy tools too.not that I am a connoisseur of tools or anything.

Anybody have any picks for a REAL good read while I’m on vacation? I need to add a few great books to My wishlist because I generally read a few books while I’m traveling.