Here’s your Xmas prezzie, pigsnot!!  One birdie for each new laptop you bought this week!  Where is #3, you old, weak pig!??   Christmas is almost here!  you need to order it NOW!   I’m grinning from ear to ear because I screw your wallet SOOOO good!  Come get that wishlist, pigsnot!  Update:  Kindle and the first computer arrived today!

Here I am before taking off to the other side of town.  Crazy cold but I look crazy cute!