update: HAHAH That scottish guy keeps sending the dough in! Now he’s up to $900! MORE MORE MORE! Ally McLoser is his new name. his accent is SUCH a fucking hoot. he sounds like scotty and he keeps saying Oh, Princess howdja get so powerful?? And keeps making these ridiculous “kissing your feet” sounds. hahaha OMG you’re all a bunch of freaks!!!

OPERATION NUKE PUKE is going strong! Thanks to the likes of lowlife freaks like doomedbrit and terrance, vaseline freak’s TRUE Nature has been revealed!! you wouldn’t believe how many volunteers I got! All these wankers are all pissed off and angry at vaseline freak cuz they wanted to see more of his demoralizing activities.
hahahahahahaha

Doing the happy dance!! God why do I love FUCKING with you freaks soooo much!??!?!?!
Really, you don’t know the warm fuzzy feeling I get whenever I know that I am the cause of a lowly jerkoff having major stress and depression!
Sooo.you all been missing ME? I’ve been so busy with shit! Oh charless wasserman.don’t think you got off scott free. I had to put vaseline freak in front of you..prioritize, you see. I’m finishing you off this week.

Princess fan lost $600. HA! Suck that, bastard! ally the scottish freak just sent Me $400. $200 from closet slave. Shit..actually I got quite a lot of donations since I last updated and can’t really remember them all. $75 from an andres, $100 from an andrew, $100 from a don, $100 from doomedbrit, $400 from terrance, $200 from a michael and $250 from randy mersche. I took off 5 lbs from MY zone diet. Maybe I’ll try for another 5 lbs. I got to take some pics this weekend! I need to find something new to wear. I’ll post shopping opportunities later. I still have some latex I need to take pics of..but I don’t know if I feel like squeezing into that shit..maybe something vintage looking. Got to think about it. oh brad the fag. I don’t want to hear from you, but I want more of that cumin salsa. Send ME some and some of the cheese I always make you get. Send it..but don’t call or write. Alright. I’ll update later! Tata dumdums!