ATTN: SOMEONE’s WIFE IS HOT ON THEIR TRAIL!! She called again! If you have a 509 area code, your wife is bugging me like crazy and asking what this number is for. She said I keep showing up on the phone bill. I have no idea who it is and I keep playing nice and saying I am a web marketing company. She’s sounds like she is really old and eats fruit cake!

I just got a brand new guy. I made him pay $400 in the first five minutes or so. he’s pretty funny. I’m getting him all drunk and he starts begging to have a frozen pizza cuz he’s starving. I told him while he was on MY time he had to pay for his snack. So his little frozen pizza cost him $100. We are putting precum, dust from his refrigerator and anything nasty I can find to add as a topping to it. So $500 from this newbie! Wonder if I’ll get more!? teehee

Then sissy jason came back and gave up $300. he sat on the phone and moaned about feeling “so dirty.” It was a very short phonecall cuz he bored the BJesus out of Me.

So we got vaseline freak all set up with a brand new checking account. I now have the passwords to his checking account and I can see every penny that comes and goes from that account! Deeper and deeper he goes. Where he ends up nobody knows! BUT ME! Oh and don’t forget to give him a call on his new KEEN line! Only 75cents a minute! After keen takes their huge cut..how much will he be earning ME? hahaha Well.not much ..but it is entertaining! http://www.keen.com/pukepiggy4sale

fatmac bought Me 2 lightweight jackets for the summer. I needed a trench type coat for MY trips I have been taking. twinkie also bought Me the trash disposal off MY amazon wishlist because My old one just mysteriously died. Today is MY first day back on the Zone diet. yippy dingdong.

More news later! Gotta run