boohoo The size of My amazon wishlist will no longer be a point of pride for ME anymore and dazzle the masses. I discovered that amazon changed it and now you can totally forge fulfilled amazon wishlists. I noticed this when I saw a chick who doesn’t even have pics up and had absolutely no fulfilled items on her list suddenly have 300. I snooped around MY amazon and alas, you can now just type in items you did not receive and throw them in your amazon fulfilled wishlist. For years, you totally couldnt do that. Items could not appear UNLESS they were purchased.
🙁 Oh well, just another way for losers to feign greatness. I’ll be sure to post pics of everything I receive off amazon from now on. How bogus.

Let’s see, msub who I have renamed the devotee paid $200 today. he’s new and Im just figuring out his wee little brain. MY is so fucking funny and pathetic. he says such silly shit on the phone and keeps Me laughing at his tragic little existence. he paid $650 today!! he’s SOOO FUCKING OBSESSED with ME already, it’s not even funny! Well, yah.it is funny. So anyway, I got all of pigglywiggly’s paycheck and he’s gonna be sooo poor this week! I asked him why he always sounds like he has something in his mouth when he’s talking and today he admitted he did have something in his mouth..his THUMB!? he sucks his thumb while talking to ME! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA ?? huh??!?
Whatevah! My thumbsucking jew freak has been paying like a good little boy.

Let’s see. I had twinkie buy Me 4 more of MY favorite eyebrow sharpeners. heehee

a.k.a vaselinefreak is turning out to be quite a bundle of fun. Knowing that he has a history of being a slutpuppy who jumps around from Mistress to Mistress, I decided it was the utmost importance to get ALL of his information and make sure he has NO OTHER OPTIONS BUT SERVING ME. Oh I got some GOOOOOOOD SHIT on this bastard! his work website with all his colleagues’ emails available to Me, videos of him confessing to extreme devious behavior and a clip of him saying he no longer wants to be married to his wife and has chosen a life of vaseline addiction and Princess worship instead. AND PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES! Nice, crystal clear full face digital shots..no blurry cropped webcam pics of this freakpie! If this guy wants out..he can’t get out!! Cuz he’s trapped like a fucking rat in a cage. For real, he no longer has the OPTION of being “normal.” I made sure of that!! *****EVIL WITCH LAUGHTER***** Oh and you better get that $300 sent to Me via the mail BY MONDAY, bitch!!

Today was kinda boring. I chatted with freaks, everyone was very eager to talk to ME. I worked out, girlfriend had a meeting and was gone all night so I stayed home and decided to make MYself a healthy lowfat chicken, blackbean, cumin and cilantro dish. Well as I was spicing up MY meal, the lid of MY cayenne pepper popped off and like 4 tablespoons fell into MY meal. Even I couldn’t eat it, it was so hot. So I ordered a pizza and ate half of it and am now feeling a tad guilty for being such a glutton. But hey! I start over monday, right!?

I have another trip coming up next month. I haven’t made solid plans but I’m thinking it’s going to be the second or third week of june. Who’s paying?? I’ll let you know when I find out exact dates.