Update: OMG I have just witnessed THE FUNNIEST THING! divorcee in drag! HAHAHA I laughed sooo hard. I froze all kinds of pics and am just waiting for him to screw up so I have an excuse to post them! he had on this massive curly wig and these slutty shoes that wrap up the leg. his features are so hard and germanic looking that it only added to the comedy of his attire. he looked liked one of the bar wenches on Hagar The Horrible..cept in his case it would be Harald the Horrible.

Update: turdmuncher came out and bought VTG a little house stereo system and a barbque pit off Her amazon wishlist and My other sister a vanity thingie. For some reason it didn’t come off her purchase list though. Oh well. So he bought a few things and said he would be back! he swears that next week will be another binger! Cross your fingers! We will be greedily perusing amazon in the mean time!

Today was beautiful. Unfortunately I wasted a lot of it because I woke up around 2 p.m.! After My hair dried I went out for a nice ride. About 75 miles. It was so pretty out and not a cloud in the sky. We drove all over town then took off to the Amish country. It’s funny cuz those amish people stare so much. It was just a really nice ride and my hair looked so awesome from riding. Before I put it in a ponytail, but last few times I have just been putting extra curl keeper in it so the curls are a tiny bit stiffer wearing a thin headband and letting it hang WILD. When I ride around the curls kinda get stretched out of it and it looks SOOOOO long with rocker 80’s waves in it and it’s HUGE!!! I got the best bike hair ever. OMG I came so fucking close to hitting a flying canadian goose today! Anyway, I always feel so refreshed after a ride.

Got home around 8:30 and randy mersch the humpback freak was ringing for Me. he has gotten so addicted. he calls practically every weekend now! he paid $350. latexlover is still drooling over those last photos and sent ANOTHER $500 today! yay!  $100 from that sicko postman freak  and VTG got $200 from slutty suzy.

I fly out Tuesday afternoon, so you better call me Monday before I go. I’m not meeting guys for session. I’m in and out. Get My hair done, hit some stores, Thai food 3 times a day, then Im back home thursday night. I’ll have MY Sidekick keeping Me company during travel time and will have internet in the evenings. I don’t plan on doing any partying during MY hair vacation.