Hip Hip Hurray! Let’s hear it for the poo-man! turdmuncher ran off and bought MY 37inch flat panel LCD tv! It’s on sale for $2,000+$200 shipping! Let’s hope this order ships ok, or I’ll be on a friggin rampage! Woot Woot! turdmuncher also sent Me $250. I have notified The Sisters that poo-man is back in business. Keep it coming, poopscoop!
WEeeeeeeeeEEEeeee!

Veronica managed to squeeze another $200 out of fagarina. I don’t know where the hell he is getting it, cuz there ain’t jack in his checking account! fagarina is soo going into debt! slutty suzy sent both Veronica and ME $100 each.

Well that chicken tikka was actually pretty good. I made it through the day successfully without cheating. Today I had weightwatchers cereal and banana, will probably have a lean pocket later, then whole wheat spaghetti with gorgonzola sauce tonite.

Hey somebody run and get the ink cartridges for MY printer. I’m running low.
Buy them off My amazon wishlist.

Oh I tried on that new latex dress. WoohWee it looks hot, but DAMNED it’s friggin short. I’ll try to get pics in it, but I have to pose very carefully to keep MYself modest in this sucker.