Which one of you ingrates called last night using voice modifier software?  Oh Mah god! he sounded like Optimus Prime..better yet it was like hearing one of the gould from StarGate “I’m sorry I’m such a sissyboy.” hahaha! he denied using anything but it was obvious this spanker was trying to disguise his voice.  Fucking annoying non-paying, time stealing oxygen-wasters!  However, I couldn’t resist putting him on speakerphone and letting My gf hear his stupid stunt.  WTF is wrong with you wankers!?

hamhock142 (you know who you are)  you Owe Me $400, you skeevy cocklover!  you should have NEVER recently gotten married!! Did it make you normal??? NO!!! Now instead of being MY freak–you are sneaking around being MY freak. you are wasting money that should belong to ME on the family you don’t deserve!   you are all liars, shams, fakers and undeniable perverts!  Save your wifes’ the heartache of discovering your true nature and REMAIN single.  Wearing a ring doesn’t make you NORMAL.  Now send your fucking money before I expose you for the sick-o you are!! hahaha!

loopyforlegs Don’t you fucking call again before sending ME $400.

Who wants to buy Me some more MAC makeup?  I’m tossing out MY old stuff and getting all new.  Let Me know if you want to go for a make-up shopathon.  (This offer is not available to Princessfan or anyone who has not sent cash tribute in the past.)  I also will be selling tubes of  MY old  and expired used lipstick.  I think $400 a tube is a reasonable price.  $500 if the tube has been REALLY used a lot.  They have touched My ridiculously ravishing lips–that makes them a total collector’s item.  It will almost be like kissing Me.but NOT.   Most of this lipstick is kinda old and has that old lipstick smell, but I will apply a coat on MY lips before I send the precious cargo in the mail.  Then you can apply the lipstick to your own lips and think “wow, Princess’s lips just touched this”.then swoon to the ground or suffer a heart attack or spontaneously crotch-sneeze or whatever you perverted freaks do.  Some of you might not even want to use the lipstick at all.  You can just put it under a glass dish on an altar and stare at it every day.

Makeup I want.  Ship to: Sierra Horizons 6478 Winchester Blvd #901 Canal Winchester OH 43110  Message Me to find out what I expect!  Stuff boys have purchased so far on this list.