I’ll be home tonight and available to chat with drunkards with dollars! Have your favorite bottle out and place a $300 donation to begin! No sober saps tonight! There’s gonna be a hail storm tonight, so I’m gonna cuddle up with the TV while raping wallets from My itty bitty 11 inch Macbook Air. Lube up that wallet, because I’m gonna fuck it balls deep, bitches!! your Instructions: Make your payment after partaking of copious amounts of your favorite alcoholic beverage, put on your wife’s or gf’s frilliest panties..pick up your phone and call 614-525-1212. you then will be instructed to drink even MORE of your favorite alcoholic beverage and deposit MORE lovely tributes to My account. If in the LIKELY event that you haven’t got a wife or girlfriend just slide your pecker into a toiletpaper roll — it will most likely fit because that’s EXACTLY why you are single. This will hide the grotesque thing and also remind you of how completely pathetic you are.
Also, those of you with US bank accounts/credit card who like to drink at bars on the weekend, be sure to sign up for VENMO. Then..Add Me as a friend. Download the APP to your smartphone and it will be like I’m right there by your side, taking your money and laughing in your face! Those of you who sign-up for Venmo, email Me the email attached to it so I can add you as My “friend.” you DO want to be Princess’ friend, dontcha? HAHAHA! If you don’t have an iphone or droid it will still work with SMS. So sign up and pay Princess while your sitting there having dinner across from your wife, eating a hotdog at the game with your dad, or pushing your mutant brats around in the grocery cart at Walmart! Doesn’t THAT sound like fun?! Pay every way..every day! Do you international guys have a program like this that can be used to send cash to US via your phone? If so let, let me know.
Etsy Raven ring ask for it in size 7
jewelry box I really want.
fatmac get these for MY friend in size Small. These are the cheapest you will find these in.
Poor wimpdick is saving up $500 to get his dick-in-da-mouth picture removed from My site.
