I just got $200 and $100 amazon goodies from wimpdick and $1,500 from the highly loathed and incredibly annoying mark francis.  I still fucking hate his slutty ass, but deep-dicking his wallet was pretty fun!  Right now he’s drinking up all the baby mini-bar liquor bottles in his hotel room.

fatty bought MY friend another pair of shoes and decided that she could just keep the pair that was ordered in the wrong color.  Oh I’m getting MY nails done next week.  I’ll be sending you a text request for the amount to cover it.