latexlover liked My big hair pics and sent $500 towards My harley fund, luvs2suckit  sent $100 towards it, sharon sent $150 towards it. Oh and Lushiss got Me the leather motorcycle dress off MY amazon wishlist the other night too. Kewl beans! Somebody got Me a set of kitchen chairs off the amazon wishlist, but I can’t think of who it was right now. brad the fag’s carepackage came, it had some Dior lipstick some more of that wonderful Kpack treatment and some snacks and some other thingies. SCROLL DOWN and HIT THE HARLEY-FUND button you pathetic knuckle draggers! you DO want to be part of the purchase don’t you??

PERIOD ALERT! PERIOD ALERT! INSERT your tampons, tampon boys!!

Guess what sickos? I think I’m not going to wait til next summer. I think I’m going to get a Harley in the next few weeks. Not 100% sure, but I went test riding a few today. I think I’m going to go with the SoftTail instead of the WideGlide. I really liked it when the Harley guy told Me, hell you can kind ride any bike here, You’re the tallest girl I’ve seen in here. So it’s official. There ain’t no bike too big for this bitch! Actually a lot of the bikes were too small. I have to have a bike that has forward foot controls. The bikes with the mid foot controls are too squinchy. I hated the feel of the SuperGlide. I tried the Dyna LowRider and it was way too small. I was having a hard time chosing between the wide glide and the softtail standard. I still need to think about it. So anyway, I’m fucking officially addicted to anything that goes Vroom. This is out of control. I can’t believe I am seriously contemplating buying a new bike already. I think this one is definitely going to have some pink in it. Maybe just black with the Harley sign on the side down in pink barbie cursive or something. I want to be able to have a passenger and take some long road trips! Like I said, I might decide that 2 brand new bikes in one year is a bit too much and back out..but..I don’t think so. 🙂 Anybody wanna pay for the whole sha’bang! Act now, cuz I’m not really in the mood to wait!
Or you can just make a contribution towards PRINCESS’ SECOND BIKE. This one I definitely want to get a two-up seat and big saddle bags.
I rode the chopper for a bit without My helmet.wanna see what My hair looked like when I got home??

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My hair is so big I could smuggle mexicans over the boarder in it!

Does My fro make you horny, baby?

But I fixed it.
That fucking webcam is so yellowish. 🙁 I can’t wait til My hair grows another 4 inches or so! Wearing My hair au natural is taking some getting used to. I’ve been trying to do this stuff to make My curls really stand out. I can’t believe the shit they tell us to do. Ok. So I’m suppose to NEVER shampoo MY hair.just conditioner. Well I can’t deal with that shit. Ewwwy..so I got this stuff called No-poo which is some unbubbly shampoo-esque stuff. It’s pretty weird. Then they say that we are NEVER to brush our hair.just finger comb. HA! yah right. I’d get so many tangles. So I’ve been trying to only brush it when its completely wet in the shower than not touch it again..but that doesn’t usually happen, I wind up having to totally get it all wet again and rebrush or use My giant comb. Oh yeah then they said to put a few drops of honey in the hair. I tried that and it made My hair look strange and sticky. So I gave up on that shit too. I’m trying to give up defusing and only airdry My hair because the curls stick together in bigger chunks and make prettier curls but My hair takes like 4 hours to completely dry.maybe more. Thank God I don’t have to work for a living. Then I’m suppose to sleep on only silk and satin pillows to protect MY hair. Pampering MY hair is a lot of work.

BTW, that’s a pink tank top Im wearing under that shirt. that AIN’T My stomach wrinkling! you can play My hard tummy like tom-toms. MY YUMMY TUMMY.

TOILETBRUSH! I WANT MY FUCKING LEATHER HELMET!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? GET ON THE GODDAMNED HORN AND MAKE SURE THEY SEND IT THIS WEEK! you’ve just earned another $300 penalty for being a truant mother fucker..so now you owe ME $1300 if you ever want to hear Me bitch in your ear again. HAHAHAHA
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