$900 from beerboy joe today! 🙂

Supposedly $700 is supposed to go towards his “buy off”. ($200 of it didn’t count) I don’t see how he is going to raise the other $10,000 or $11,600 or whatever money he owes by may 26th. But whatever, I think I will make you guys set your bets on just how long it will take for him to run back if and when he pays his buy-off.

he had the STUPIDEST excuse of why he contacted Me today, too. he said a folder disappeared out of his email box and he was worried it was ME. I could tell from his stupid explanation that it was pure bullshit. he was just coming back for some more abuse–which he swiftly got.

An email:
Please leave me alone now. Your dam pic is haunting me. I am going to delete it.
joe

Later an email from joe:
you screwed me over again! those dam pics rile me up.
joe

Another email:
you certainly have your claws in me. and i’ll admit my addiction is severe. but I am going to try like hell to live without you after the payoff. i only pray i have the strength.

i will send you more todayso it comes off the debt. thank you. you are sooo kind
joe

Oh joey, you got it bad and dat ain’t good.for you anyway! HA!

I’ve been working on putting phpnewads up for banner rotation. I’m so proud of MYself for successfully installing it. I just sent Veronica that $100 fagarina. She’s happy that it’s coming, you silly little sucker.

easy. The package sent today is SERIOUSLY LACKING. FIRST, asshole, several items are missing INCLUDING ONE IMPORTANT ITEM and you KNOW WHAT IT IS..and you ARE GOING TO SEND IT!! DO you FUCKING UNDERSTAND??? SECONDLY, you got ME the SMALL bottle of raspberry detangler, I DISTINCTLY DEMANDED THE GIANT ONE!! MY hair will suck this shit down in a few weeks. GET your fucking southern baptist ass BACK to the salon and get it TOMORROW! THIRDLY, could the sugarfree candy you sent be ANY MORE DISGUSTING, ANY MORE CHEAP?? you obviously PUT ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHT OR EFFORT picking out this stuff!!! What did you do???? Steal this out of the candy bowl at the geriatric clinic when you were waiting for your wife to get done getting the mole on her ass removed???? OMG I can’t fucking believe you sent this SHIT. I think I will be sending you “some SHIT” in the mail. I wonder which one of your family members I should address it to?? The ONLY thing you did right, was getting the CORRECT mascara that I love so much. EVERYTHING else was done HALF-assed! Guess what that means??
PENALTY GALORE for you!

For those on Princess men-stral cycle: INSERT your FUCKING TAMPONS because I JUST STARTED! WHAT was your fucking first clue??

sluttysuzy, this means you too! Since you are new I will explain it to you! you go to the store, you buy the jumbo pack of tampax tampons SuperPlus the ones in the orange. you shove one up your ass every two hours. (yes, you remove it before you add another) you do this for 7-10 days depending how long I go with the flow.

I got some shit to do. I’ll update about some of the other goodies and news when I have more time and patience!