Members be sure to keep checking in on the NEW deryck story (The Completely Untrue Tales). It’s a work in progress and I’ve been adding to it. This particular project really has inspired Me. I plan to work on it often this week.

Here’s a short excerpt for curious non-member subhuman shit.
She gently took him by the chin and brought Her face right up to his, close enough that he could feel HER warm breath on his cheek and smell the sweet bubblegum taste of Her mouth. All he could see were those beautiful full lips moving slowly, sensually.. sweetly. Her mouth almost seemed kind at that moment and She said in a luring, soft whisper, “deryck don’t be bad , you could get hurt.” “you’ve always been MY little sick puppy haven’t you? She brought Her finger to his forehead and traced it all the way down his nose and said in the most angelic voice possible. “oh MY deryck, you are simply the most hideous looking man I’ve ever seen.”

Romantic, huh?

deryck just added a bit of the story from his point of view. Check it out. It’s quite amusing.

Well I picked out the stone bricks or whatever they are called for the retainer wall today. That should be delivered on friday. I guess they will try to do that over the weekend. Everything is still a crazy mess. I am very pleased that the flower beds are going to be very large and romantic looking and they’ll be less fence in MY front yard.

mark the pornpie freak did $300 and the spaniard did $150, $200 from nutty bastard. Oh My god I got a SHITLOAD of boxes today–2 delicate fancy lamps, tons of boxes of towels, 3 books, a big box from delias, $200 GC for My mattress from smalldick SD, and 2 big tropical indoor plants and a small peace lily from the Ukranian. (The 3 in the front) I’m not sure where I’m going to put them , but I love having big bushy plants in the house! Need to pick out 2 new pots. The peace lily Im going to be a goober and do the Betta Fish in the vase thing with it.

I still haven’t gotten SUPER Roomba! Get your fannies in gear, fans! Oh beerboy, your times up! Don’t make ME do it to you..

russellxxxx: u have not mentioned my $50 tribute I paid yesterday
Princess Sierra aka GOD: hhaaha oh I will add it..I fucking forgot about it cuz it was so puny.
Oh and russell gave Me $50 measly dollars.

Update: So strange..the other spaniard that I talked to just donated $250. Those two always seem to come out of hiding at the very same time. Interesting.