Well for starters. A particular “thief” will be getting a special surprise from Me today. Well it might take him a few days to realize exactly what the surprise is–but he will find out soon enough. 🙂 Got $500 out of beerboyjoe and made him update his journal (which he hates doing.) $400 from that hysterical sissy tommikins. $100 from pakistan pooch. $100 from that annoying virgin piggy. toiletbrush did you get those other sunglasses I sent you after? you better have, cuz I really like them! I’m on a sunglass kick right now and making guys buy Me sunglasses for the summer. I wear them a lot. furfreak bought Me a beautiful pair of Christian Dior sunglasses today. I can’t wait til they get here! toiletbrush email ME asap cuz I got another VS magazine and I see a few new pants they have out I want.

Who wants to read a bit of the conversation Me and beerboy joe had today? Here is some of it.

Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: forget your freedom and just be My pet hamster for the rest of eternity
beerboy: would love to but cant
beerboy: too much pain
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you can do it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: your family would have NEVER known
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: if you had been a good hamster
beerboy: please stop
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and stopped trying to get out of your cage
beerboy: i’m not a foot fetish freak. but thats a hot shot. wait. why am i even downloading these and subject myself to your hypnosis???? i should be mad at you instead of sitting here with my pecker doing summersaults
beerboy: yeah but we had a deal
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you broke it by getting a stiffy
beerboy: no i didnt break it. that was not in the terms…
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I dont think you really want to leave
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you will only be back
beerboy: after the payoff we shall see. i do want to leave. parts of me dont. but I do
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you will be back
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so I think you will only pay the payoff
beerboy: i hope not. toooooo much pain
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and then come back
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and just continue as it was
beerboy: continueing is tooo painful
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you made it really bad by ignoring ME
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and hanging up on ME
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and hiding
beerboy: i didn’t hang up on you and i was only hiding because i had nothing to give
beerboy: i just closed the pics. i felt my pecker leaking a little
beerboy: got the pics off the screen, but hard to get out of my mind
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: keep staring at them
beerboy: i took them down.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: put them back up
beerboy: you are getting in my head and i’m concerned
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: its your destiny to serve ME
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: now beg to send ME 300
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and beg to update your diary
beerboy: thats my destiny according to you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and beg to be MY hackeysack forever and ever
beerboy: you’re evil!
beerboy: i would like permission to leave. i have to earn some money for the payoff. i have to shake off the hypnosis. those pics are starting to wear off. weewee is down
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I want some $$$ today
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and a journal entry
beerboy: please i need to go
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: after you do My bidding
beerboy: i have tons of work to do.
beerboy: bidding?
beerboy: please let me go
beerboy: just peeked at the pics again and then closed it again. yum
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes you will do what I say
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: forever
beerboy: no. WE HAVE a DEAL. why are you saying this?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: because I KNOW you want to stay
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I know you are too weak
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I know you are in LOVE with Me and MY abuse
beerboy: i am and i am weak. but what if you’re wrong?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: Im never wrong
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I put MY voodoo spell on you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and you cant get better
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: the only cure is death
beerboy: no, but those pics make me melt
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: (sent another photo) look at My adorable face in this one
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I look so sweet and innocent
beerboy: i thought we agreed you’d stop doing that!!!!???!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: your weenie just typed on another yahoo messenger
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: “please send more pics now!”
beerboy: you know i cant help but to look
beerboy: thats really unfair
beerboy: uncle
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: Pay up or I get pissy and do something sneaky
beerboy: you cant, we have a deal
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: deal doesnt start til you’re paid up
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: well.Im pissy now
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: suffer the consequences
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: toodly loo
beerboy: no wait!!!!
beerboy: lets talk
beerboy: I AM SORRY
beerboy: so you want me to try to make a payment toward my payoff???
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: sure we will call it that
beerboy: i am going to be totally honest. i don’t know if I have any money availaable but i will try $300 if we agree that it comes off the $10k i owe you.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: 12k
beerboy: didn’t we settle on $10k?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no we settled on 12K
beerboy: holy shit! you love to get it ALL, dont you?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
beerboy: ok. no promise, but i do promsie to try $300 and then i’ll owe you $11,700 for the payoff, correct?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes and you have to update your journal
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: but I really think by the time you pay it off
beerboy: who’s this idiot you gave you $22K?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you will beg to stay!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: he’s the same guy who bought the jeep some time back
beerboy: you are totally amazing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: dont I look adorable with all that cash
beerboy: yes
(Then he pays $300 and then another $200)

At the very end of the conversation.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so..afterwards..after I sent those mails..did you get a stiffy thinking about how evil I was?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: didja?
beerboy: i need to be back to work right now. you got my 500.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: answer My question
beerboy: yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahahahhaha