brits gone bonkers!

UPDATE:
junky was too fucking slow on the draw about buying MY SouthPark DVD’s. (he was “too broke.” PATHETIC!) divorcee surprised Me by buying them for Me without prompting. junky you better find yourself some cash fast because Red Dwarf Series 5 and 6th is coming out on March 15 and I expect you to get it. They are on sale for 30% off now and I don’t know how long the sale will last. Either way, you’re buying them. Sale or no sale.

I’ll remind you guys that I am ONLY using GIRLYDOM as My aol username and BITCHYBEAUTY on yahoo. I’ve been making My guys eat soap all week. What’s funny, they pop up and hint..”you aren’t going to make me eat soap too, are you?” haha what dumdums you guys are.

Boy oh boy. All My british freaks are fiending the last few days. The baboon got back from his trip and before he even unpacked his bags he was online waiting for his abuse. My little lunatic baboon lost $400 in a matter of minutes. 🙂

Just got $500 off this inebriated anthony guy in the UK who paid with his switch card. he has paid Me before but it’s been months and months. I wouldn’t talk to him because his payment took all night to get here. Well, I got it anthony. you can start drinking now. I’m going to get My hair done, by the time I get back tonite I want you as drunk as last night!

wimpdick your $100 showed up in the mail today. What tidy printing you have. applebee zombie your fugly photos showed up too. HAHAHA what a total GEEK you are! (your family is ugly too!) What’s funny is that you kept insisting you were NOT like My other “freaks”. Hell, you’re fucking just LIKE them, you’re just a little bit younger(and poorer). Take a REAL good look at the freaks here. That’s you in 10 years! p.s. I expect all your tips this week. Put them in a little jar to save and send them (but change the coins into bills). you don’t get a penny of them for your information.

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5 thoughts on “brits gone bonkers!

  1. avatarbitchybeauty

    Yeah eating soap KILLS them. I’ve lost 3 guys just this week to death by Irish Springs. junky had dishsoap–he’s still in a coma.
    you’re an idiot.

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  2. avataranonymous

    Thank You for taking our $300 on Wednesday. i hope You enjoy it as i enjoyed You taking it. Princess has given me permission to report a few of the activities She is having me perform. Recently i have been directed to soak my husband’s toothbrush in urine and scrub the toilet with it, pee in his shampoo and replace his Rogain with hairspray. :O Besides stealing cash from his wallet, sending Her his hard-earned cash unbeknownst to him and destroying his prized possessions, She is also training me to perform other cruel pranks on my husband on a regular basis.

    i have not had any sexual encounters with “jimbo” during my enslavement to Princess. Frankly, i don’t miss it in the least.

    Thank You for making me a better woman and slave to You.

    Your girlslave,

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  3. avataranonymous

    YOU are destined to be a DOMME “MISTRESS SHARON” the first conquest is YOU’RE “subby hubby” and then who Knows ????? but Please Please Please keep us informed of YOU’RE progress 🙂

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  4. avataranonymous

    i don’t know about that, i just want to be Princess Sierra’s girlpuppet. i love how She plays me like a marionette and whispers naughty things in my ear. Whenever i successfully do something cruel to jim She calls me “good girl,” or “Lovey” and other nice things. Today She suggested that i go get on the pill so that i can switch “jimbo’s” vitamins, supplements and medication with blousannt and birth control pills to see if “he grows a third nipple!”
    😮

    We do other stuff too, but i’m not allowed to say what.
    i love You, Princess!

    Your girlslave,
    Sharon

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