Update again: How did I manage to forget to add that beerboy joe did $200 too. (Broke muddah fuckah.)
Update: oops, forgot to mention that pakistan pooch sent $100 also got some more pics of his GRODY apartment. I see My amazon items are flitting away. My new junky got My cosmetic bag off Amazon and one of the more expensive sarongs and I’m not sure who got the other sarongs and the sunscreen and stuff–could it be secret shopper?? vintage fur freak just spent around $125 for a few white gauzy beachwear things.
Just updated My old Christmas page. Haven’t a single thing to besides updating MY handwritten Christmas list. (This is a temporary Christmas list.) I plan on giving it some more thought tonite and adding some smaller items for you po’ folk..and also try to make it a bit more legible. 🙂 I also added MY new scotty clause jingle to it, but the design is all the same. I have a few other Christmas pages I will try to find the links to and perhaps add an easy wishlist with links to the items to make it easier for you dumbfucks to shop.
The Christmas Page I still laugh outloud when I re-read MY Night Before Christmas poem.
This year I want a fucking BUNCH of pics of guys dressed up as sissy elfs and Miss Santas. Let’s see how many I can get! Dress up as an elf or Miss Santa and send it in! Be one of PRINCESS’ little helpers for the HOLIDAYS!
Hi dingdongs. Still looking through resorts and stuff and going to start on a travel wishlist. Whereever I decide on going, I assure you I am getting the BEST! I wanna little butler, the finest cuisine and powdersugar beaches. I’ve been reading reviews trying to narrow My search.
Anyhoo, got $300 out of pornpie freak, another $100 from the divorcee, $300 from david the 5’4 midget. he’s paid before but hasn’t been around for months. Shame on you! twinkie spent $100 for this groovy jamesbond girl swimsuit. lesbiangoldcard got soo titilated by us girls going on vacation that he promised to pay $1000 of it and sent $500 of it to Me today! I’m getting all kinds of annoying requests to pay Our way IF we take the guy with Us. FUCK you! THE LAST fucking thing I want on My romantic vacation is to drag one of you ugly, bald, dork ass losers around with Me in paradise. GOD, you are deluded freaks! you wanna pay OUR way all by yourself? I might send you My sandy bikini bottom as a treat afterwards ..then again ..I might send you jackshit!!
My snazzy ricecooker came today and My NewYears dress, but I have to return it because it was too big in the waist. Pooey 🙁
Perfect Princess, YOU being in paradise, YOU being happy, YOU living in luxury, YOU having all You desire…. THAT is my ‘paradise’.
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i finally managed to buy a prioity 1 item off Princess’s wishlist before “secret shopper” it felt good, shame i’ll never get to see Princess wear the item, but we are not worthy.
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Oh GOD! You are magnificent
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you also purchased the cosmetic bag afterwards…I’m sure you enjoyed it. Shopping for ME WILL become the highlite of your life, mr. new junky…you have indeed caught “the bug.” Believe ME, you won’t be getting over it ANY time soon. Message ME..and beg to shop some more…we both know, you wanna.
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I didn’t even know you were keeping a diary until just now! I’ll add you to MY piggy diary list. lol
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