Saturday night I went out.dressed from head to toe in minion wear!  Knee high boots by paypig$$$, tight jeans by fatmac, top by senor doggy, purse by paypig$$$, wallet by paypig$$$, earrings by twinkie, bra by toiletbrush, necklace and rings by hairlip.  Even the creams in My hair, the perfume on My lovely neck and all My cosmetics were purchased by some silly little pigly!  Yo ho! Yo ho!  The Princess Life for ME!

Lots of boxes came today.  Lariat necklace and crystal wine glasses by hairlip, tops and jeans by twinkie,  VTG’s itouch from $$$pig.  Just got $300 from pedro.  $$$pig sent another $500 on monday!  he’s on a roll and we LOVE it!  toiletbrush spent about $200 shopping and owes $400 in cash.  Send, it toiletbrush!!  Don’t keep Me waiting!  Oh and the unroyal fool..who had vowed to never contact Me again.for the like 50th time..umm.contacted Me again and is sending $400 cashola in the mail. 🙂

fatmac I got your money for My nails . Fuck! I forgot to make My appointment.  Hopefully I will get them done Wednesday if not tomorrow.  I wanted to get them done friday.but My weekend was quite hectic.

mrobot and oliver!  Where the fuck are you two jackasses??  Snap Snap!  Time to get stiff and stupid!  Hand over those wallets.I have just stamped a big PAST DUE notice on your balding heads.

Oh yeh.I almost forgot.  The ukrainian had to pay ME $500 today while his wife was in the hospital pushing out out his screaming spawn child.  Seriously!  Sleet, snow or your child’s head poking halfway out of your wife’s birth canal..you STILL Pay the PRINCESS.  There is NO excuses for tardiness accepted!!  Kick the placenta out of the way and pay up, bitches!!  hahahaha!