UPDATE:  stigjohn picked up MY 2 sprinklers I wanted from My amazon wishlist. I got $50 in the mail from easy and $100 from someone I never heard of who signed it ed. Postmark says NC. I love free money from strangers. I also got a box of stuff from LongTall Sally’s from deryck. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to exchange half of it because it’s too big. I really liked the black buckle skirt and the tshirt though. Went to My favorite Greek restaurant with some friends this afternoon.

Oh fucking funny. This college professor I used to talk to called eatsusedrubbers just paid $1,000 for a self-cum-facial. What a bargain! he’s a total sperm junky–he and cumslut need to get together on a date or something. The freak was burping up cumbubbles while I was counting My cash! ewwwwwwww
My new members videos are driving them to the brink of destruction! I received $100 from the nylon foot fetish guy, but I forget his nickname right now. oops. he hasn’t seen MY video yet.I’m sure after he does he’ll be back on My donation page. smelly balls did $400 after watching them and $200 from terrance. Just had fatmac buy Me $40 a large bottle of this hair product called Curl Keeper. I just got a smaller bottle of this stuff and the slip detangler and love it! I just updated My wishlist a bit. Added some of these Curly hair solution products to the list. Get to shopping for them and send them to MY physical shipping address. I want all of them PRONTO! Also updated My amazon wishlist. There are a few items I want immediately including 2 of the Gilmoure sprinklers, the water timer, the D-link card, and the Reno 911 DVD’s. Yes, I expect you to get some of these items, stigjohn. stigjohn is the new guy who bought the items off My amazon list. They have been arriving in the mail, so now he has proven himself to be trustworthy. he also bought ME the blower-mulcher thingie from MY amazon list. I saw him on webcam tonite. he’s a fat little drew carey look-alike from england. Another $40 showed up from brad the fag in the mail. I gotta check My pobox tomorrow. Should be some more goodies waiting there for Me too.

I had phonecalls up the ass today. Busy as hell. I did MY 60minute Firm Workout but didnt get to My latenight ab and calf work-out like I planned because all you monkeyspankers were ringing like crazy.