Bitchyness is next to Godliness.

Note to screwy stewy. OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE that purse you got. The leather was absolutely dreamy and it’s just a perfect purse for Me!

Well they had another psychic fair and I decided to get MY aura photographed again to see if it was a fluke that My last aura pic looked like it belonged to the Dali Lama. Well, oddly enough it looked almost EXACTLY like the one I took months ago..even the 7 little white orbs shining above MY head like heavenly hosts or some shit. Cept this time, My aura got even more angelic– I’m like the Lady Guadalupe! I had even more white in MY aura. Jesus fucking almighty! If I’m not careful I might just ascend straight to the heavens.

On the left was from this weekend. On the right was from March. Unfortunately the recent one, MY face hardly shows.