Update: Oh Mah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. pollywannapecker!
I got My usual $300 from pornpie PLUS $200 more shopping! I’ve added the things to the newest fulfilled wishes. Ok. Today I did the Firm 30minute Blaster Workout, The Maximum Cardio Burn Plus Abs tape and 20minutes on the treadmill. 🙂
Yeah I get another gas card! georgie the guy who gave ME the shell card that I used for like 2 years until it expired called today and got Me another one! I’ll scan it as soon as it gets here. he also got fucked outta $200 cash and I spent $200 on his Victorias Secret card..well the Victorias Secret card is his and he put one in My name. I just don’t use it wildly.ALTHOUGH I could WHENEVER I FUCKING want!
mark the guy who claims to be married to a lesbian who has a girlfriend and won’t screw him anymore, donated $300. the baboon sent $100-boOooring. I also made him order a baby bonnet and baby bottoms for his next photo opportunity.
Let’s see..last night I did this 60 minute Firm Work-out then a nice hard ab and calves workout late that evening. I’m going to go do My firm workout in a few.
Oh fatmac! I think I found a pair of boots that might actually look like those old sketchers I cling madly in love with but desperately need to throw out. The Lucky Luke boots I just added to MY updated wardrobe wishlist. Guess who’s getting them? you, shamu!
brad the fag sent another one of his boxes. This one was full of treats, a nice pair of Henckles kitchen shears and Crest whitening strips. lol.he sure knows how to spoil a Princess–NOT! I fucking made him by My teeth strips because in Ohio.they must be some fucking sought after,high-theft item because they keep them behind the glass counter at the grocery stores and pharmacies like diamond ear rings or something. What the fuck!?
OH somebody.get Me a friggin meat slicer. Do you ever notice that the “hard salami” in the deli area AIN’T really hard salami? I bring this big hard salami to the lady at the deli and ask her to cut it up really thin slices and she says it’s against store policy. Oh puhlease..granny OBVIOUSLY didn’t know she was speaking to royalty! Anyway, she offered Me that nasty kind they have behind the counter. Yuck. There’s no pepper chunks in it, it isn’t really hard salami and it smells like dirty feet. I didn’t throw a fit, because hell.she has to wear a hairnet 8 hours a day and handle bologna–that’s gotta be punishment enough. So ANYway, I want a fucking meat slicer so I can graze on salami. There is one on MY amazon wishlist. you can also get one of the cheaper ones here. I don’t need anything big and cumbersome. If you need a physical shipping address, send it to the one listed here.
Oh I just decided that I risking georgie going AWOL again. So we called cb-2000 and bought him a cb-3000 today. The keys are going to ME–the chastity device is going to him. he won’t go far with his winky locked away.
pornpie freak is out looking for a Chiquita Banana outfit for his tuesday night freakfest. That means at least another $300 for Me. 🙂
