Shopathon with toiletbrush

Shopathon with toiletbrush

Update:  Yo, creepy cokehead sissy!  I know I totally titillated you on our little phone call yesterday.  you are SOO hooked already!  Make yourself useful and buy ME $500 worth of Whole Foods gift certificates.  They take Amex  and since the merchant account is keeping an eye on multiple charges on your card, this will be a good way to burn your cash. I do all My grocery shopping here.  you feed Me yummy, over-priced organic food and I’ll feed you coke, ambien and LOTS and LOTS of booze!!   I’m going to make you a TOTAL user..and then I’m gonna use-yer ass!

Oh My.  toiletbrush has promised $2,500 worth of clothes shopping.  I think we have 1,800 of the shopping done so far!  I’ve been googling and googling and googling!!  It’s hard to find new places to clothes shop that I haven’t already perused!!

he’s gotten Me tons of sexy new blouses, sweaters, jeans, ect! Can’t wait until the boxes all get here.  Well back to the googling!

OMG that creepy old coked up guy took another coke and ambien cocktail and sent $1,000 more!!!  latexlover also did $1,000 today!  fagarina promised ME $300 and I better be receiving it shortly.  grandpa freakpie and Princess fan..FUCK OFF and quit pestering ME until your payments have been sent.  you do NOT have permission to message ME again until you have followed MY commands to a tee!

Oh My God.  Sometime back MY Pink Sony crashed and required a new hard-drive.  I hate that Sony sooo fucking much!  To make it up to Me, hairlip who purchased it, turned around and bought Me a new toshiba laptop that has been wonderful.  I still keep the Sony under My bed as My bedside laptop and rarely use it for anything else but answering emails and occasionally yahoo messaging.  That fucker’s hard drive crashed again!!!   It sounds like a friggin helicopter right now!  What a piece of shit!  Truly the WORST laptop I have ever had the misfortune of NOT purchasing.  hahahha! Oh well.  It’s no longer under warranty and Sony won’t do anything.  I hate them all.  I’m not even sure I should bother making someone buy another hard-drive for it.

hmm hairlip.it’s seem quite awhile since you sent ME a big fat donation.  Have you been paid lately?  I think I see a wallet-raping in your future!

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3 thoughts on “Shopathon with toiletbrush

  1. avatarSecret Admirer

    Dear Princess,

    I have to confess that although I’ve been looking at your site on and off for a few years, I’ve only recently noticed your appearance is better than ever, down right dynamight.

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  2. avatarpatrick

    Each and every picture of the Princess is perfect and beautiful, How could one of them be less, It is Princess Sierra that we are talking about, the woman that owns all of our souls. And torments or minds so beautifully
    patrick

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