Brapalooza 2009!

Here’s just some of the bras I have gotten the last few weeks.  Keep in mind I have them hanging on doorknobs, in the laundry, in the dryer and am expecting at least 10 more in the mail I exchanged or haven’t arrived yet. I’m the crazy bra lady now!  Not all the bras I received are in this picture. lol!

Here’s a few pieces of lingerie I have up for sale. (below)  $500 per item.   Think of it as My Christmas gift to mankind.  My bra charitably donated to warm the heart of some lonely loser during the holiday season.  Yes, this bra could be yours to treasure for many years to come!  $500 is a small price to pay for a Christmas Miracle!!  Seasons Greetings, suckers!

Yes the 3 in the middle are all identical, cuz I’m so pretty I deserve 3 of everything.  The babydoll nightie, I dried and it shrunk so short it won’t cover My fanny.

And here.. like a twinkling star on top of the Christmas tree is a pair of panties Victorias Secret gave Me for free.  I will wear it for a day. Ride My stationary bike in it and send it to you just in time for the holidays!  (Well.maybe a day or two later, depending if I can wake up before the post office closes.)  While Mommy is kissing SantaClause underneath the Christmas tree, you can be upstairs wearing Princess’ panties on your head doing what you do best! Oh what a Christmas to remember!!

senor doggy coughed up his $500 like a good boy.  loopy for legs texted Me all concerned that I hadn’t mentioned the $400 that he sent. hmmm..guess I forgot about it. LOL!  you still owe $200 you boozey dickless ass maggot!  I don’t care who’s cock you have to suck to get it!

oooooh sooo weird. I’m so psychic.  This last  week I was all obsessing on what phone to get.  My phone wasn’t really acting up but the sound quality was getting bad and My bluetooth was sounding like shit.  So I was researching phones for a few days and poof! Guess who got the white screen of death?  Totally white. Nothing on the monitor when you turned it on and off just bright light. I soft reset it and nothing and I couldn’t hard reset it because you couldn’t see the menu.  More annoyingly, I could hear it dinnng dinnnng ddinnnng-ing every time one of you addicted freaks texted or yahoo’ed ME.  So I took it to My service provider.  I wasn’t too keen on having it worked on because generally when I have phone problems, before I go in there, I shut off my messages or password them and delete the really crazy shit from you nutbags.   I could just imagine them working on it and the screen popping to life with messages flashing across it from “fagarina” saying he has his toilet in the head or “tittyboy” having a text-fest about his bouncey titties and sucking whitetrash trucker dick.  Anywhoo, that didn’t happen. They deemed the phone too sick to fix and I got a Blackberry.  This is taking some getting use to. My Treo had a touchscreen and a keyboard.  This is all keyboard and rollerball.  My nails wouldn’t work with a completely touchscreen keyboard.  My major gripe is.the messaging is not completely threaded like My treo. It’s a friggin’ clusterfuck with all the texts I get!!!  So I had to download an application for threaded SMS.   Also My old treo vibrated while the phone rang.  Can you set it to vibrate during the ring?  I haven’t seen that option..all I have managed to be able to get it to do is vibrate once or twice at the beginning then start the ring after two vibrations.  That annoys Me.  All you crackberry bitchwhores get to fiddling with your phones and see if it can be made to vibrate WHILE ringtoning.   I downloaded an app that did it and also let me set the LED alert to different colors which I totally dug on, but that didn’t work with My threaded SMS application.  This shit pisses Me off and once I start playing with settings I get all OCD about it and won’t quit until it’s set up to perfection.  Now I want to crack somebody in the head with my crackberry phone.  Ok..enough of My phone frustrations.  Let’s talk about something fun!  Like you getting off your worthless, deviant asses and sending ME a big fat cash prezzy!!!  It’s Christmas!! And this year you are going to bust your ass to give Me more than ever before!!

oh yeh btw deryk paid off his ILU IOU of $3,550.