Senor Doggy and el Pequeno’s sorry-ass adventure

Senor Doggy and el Pequeno's sorry-ass adventure

Well, I’ve given up Diet Pepsi! I’m not sure how long it will last but I’ve been at it for about a week and a half. I’ve been drinking 2-4  Diet Pepsi’s every day of My life for the last 15 years!  The first 4 days I thought I was going to die.but I made it through.   It seems it has curbed MY appetite for the time being and I’m not having as much cravings.  At this point I’m not really sure if, it could just be all in MY head. We shall see.   I’m definitely drinking TONS more water than usual and seem to be far more thirsty than usual. I wonder why?

Heehee This is kind of funny and kind of annoying at the same time.  senor doggy and his tiny sidekick between his legs, el pequeno are in Europe right now on a business trip.  I let them see ME on webcam and forced them to get all drunk  on hotel mini bar alcohol and raped the dopey duo out of $500. They had just agreed to send another $500, when in his drunken stupor, senor doggy spilled booze down his keyboard.  I could tell he wasn’t faking because I watched him hit keys and they were all typing the wrong letter.  he promised to compensate Me in the next day or so.and I know he will because he has always paid what he promised.  Unfortunately for him, he is on an important LONG business trip without his work laptop because of widdle ol’ Me. heehee  he was so upset that he lost his erection and didn’t get to piddle as I had promised him.

lololol  Not getting MY $500 in a timely manner, was almost worth seeing his tragically sad and stressed face on cam. hahahahaha !

vaseline freak, I know I promised I would talk more to you the other day, but us girls got preoccupied..text Me again this week and maybe I can squeeze you in..if there is absolutely nothing better to do.

tittyboy has taken one giant leap for freak-kind. he has been ordered to sell ALL his man-clothes on ebay and can ONLY wear women’s clothing. If he is obedient and not as annoying as usual, I will let him wear more butch women’s clothing to school and work.if he annoys ME.(and  he usually does) he will be wearing skinny jeans and tube tops.  What’s it gonna be, he-she-beast?

hahaha unroyal fool claims to have gotten a girlfriend..but I don’t really believe it.  he’s absolutely FUGGERIFIC. I sent him a mondo nasty-gram and now he is sending $1,400 !  WE are laughing SO hard at you!

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