SO much shopping and so little time!

SO much shopping and so little time!

Hi boys! I’ve been totally busy with shit. As you know I’ve been busy planning MY remodeling and redecorating like mad. I have so much shit to pick out and I’ve been online googling and googling items.  I also am getting MY driveway redone, hiring on some landscapers to do some shit, had some workers working on some drywall work on the ceiling. Oh FUCK they did an awful job too and one of the fucks SMELLED MY house up. Oh fuck! men can smell SOOOOO rank! There is no other scent in the world quite as foul as dirty, body odor of a filthy man at labor.  So I have projects up the wazoo and I know you guys are feeling soo neglected,  well boo hoo for you. Instead of sitting there crying that Princess isn’t online to get your pathetic dick a twitching, you should be thinking just WHAT ELSE can I be doing for PRINCESS??  I’ve gotten some great gifts that I am so happy with.  One is the Flower Blossom framed art for MY living room. LOVE it!  I also love the brown and white rug for MY guest room, the 2 leather desk chairs for the office,  the double stem white orchid is BEYOND beautiful. My new laptop is working out great! 

 I’ll be adding to amazon constantly.  Just added a LOT of framed art and I want it all!  Get to work on it, boys!

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3 thoughts on “SO much shopping and so little time!

  1. avatarhoerslaaf

    sorry Princess, for those stupid men. we are not good at those things…we are not good at everything, only giving money to the Princess.
    yes and we smell very badly, that is why women don’t want us anymore.

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  2. avatarAnonymous

    i can’t find it anymore. Perhaps You erased it; i don’t know. i think it is one of the gems of Your diary. That’s why i saved it.
    “10/17
    Another very successful night! Last night deryck lost $500 after peeking at My lovely legs and $600 plus around $130 at tallzone the night before! deryck’s been MIGHTY fun lately! he even sent Me a giant list of NEW emails!! Just last night I emailed those 5 emails to that volunteer-place he had been begging ME not to for the last week. Awwww…I love how completely dismal he sounds after I bugger him up good. But as usual, hurting makes him horny! And when he gets horny, he ONLY gets STUPIDER! And when he gets STUPIDER…PRINCESS gets RICHER!!! deryck/urinal/unclepig-fucker will always be one of the most amusing little critters to “disect”. It’s like biology class, when you had to slit those little toadies up the front and pull out their inside parts and see how long they gasp for breath afterwards.”

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