Update: $400 from the arabian and $300 from sissy tommikins tonight and vintage furfreak got Me a black brocade overbust corset.  Oh chewtoy, if I had friggin time before your stupid trip to florida to order a chastity belt to lock you up in — I so would!

chewtoy..Here’s your “nice” dog tag.

What are you going to do to earn the priviledge of wearing it (instead of that mean ol’ ass slut one — hahaha)?

Howdy boys.  Oh My no updates for awhile! GASP! How did you little minions ever survive??  I’ve been busy shopping and looking for more things for you guys to get Me.  fagarina got ME that beautiful, blue new corset. I am still waiting on that pink corset dress! WTF?  It’s been what a week and none of you fucks have volunteered?  Get on it, before I go medieval on your bitch asses!  So hell. I can’t keep track of all the goodies I’ve been getting.  $300 from senior doggy arrived, senior doggy also got Me the VS swimsuit and those super sexy heels, $120 worth of Curl Junkie hair product from weak loser,  $300 from fagarina coming in the mail, $500 from amsterdam ham,  $600 from terrance another $300 from pedro.  Things are disappearing off MY amazon wishlist as well.

Have you been keeping up with tittyboy’s adventures in humiliation? hahaha OMG !   tittyboys glasses showed up that I picked out for him.  he’s all mortified because they say “Bebe” on the side.  hehe  Don’t get your titties in a twist, bitch..I know you will secretly dribble in your panties thinking someone just might notice.

Next Wednesday night all of the girls have special plans!  Me and Stevie and DDR will be most likely partying it up and laughing about some of you freaks!  I have some gift certificates to blow on Saturday, so Me and MY girlfriend are planning spending saturday doing some shopping.  Feel Free to make a fat donation to be included in our shopping spree.

Maybe I’ll take a picture of MY feet in My Harley boots for the unroyal fool.  he’s paid a few thousand for  that pic by now..I think I’ve forgotten to take it for hmm about 2 or 3 months. lolololol!  I think I might rename wolfie RX-slave because I am keeping him so heavily medicated.  It’s for the best..he’s a really annoying hilljack when he’s not drugged.  I mean, really. Did you see that slingblade haircut of his?  hahahahaha!  he thinks he’s handsome!  Do you know how many of you homely freaks actually think you are handsome!?  I am astounded when you guys tell ME that I’d be surprised by how attractive you are and then you send Me some jacked up photo of yourself in all your dorkdom.  men are SOO fucking DELUSIONAL!  The problem is.Women are too nice. They constantly lie to you hopeless morons so not to hurt your feelings.  Never fear, PRINCESS will tell you the truth.   you are FUG!

What the fuck is going on with Lost?  I am SOOO friggin confused!