Update 4.14.09
Money shot!  Another $800 arrived today from $$$pig.  I like $$$pig so far. he’s totally low maintence and keeps sending Me lots of crispies in the mail!!  Keep earning ME that cash, you lowly old sow!  I love your cash care packages!  $300 from.ummm I forget and $200 from fagarina.

So sad having to give such a huge lump sum to uncle sam.  At least I’m done with My taxes.

Anyway, I have a new slave from ireland who sent $500 and bought Me a stationary bike.  I will be giving MY old one to My girlfriend. I will have to think of a new name that is fitting for My new irish minion.  $200 from wolfie, $100 from loopy for legs, and $600 from sharon.  $200 came in the mail from fagarina.  Oh loopy! you fucking still owe ME $400 .  your pathetic excuse of a donation actually offends ME!  I told you to FUCK off until it was paid..and paying only a small portion gets you JACK SHIT.  Princess fan you owe Me $400, too. STOP fucking messaging ME until the payment is sent in FULL!   REALLY, you obsessed freaks, when you can’t afford ME and I tell you to leave ME the fuck alone..GET THE FUCK away from ME and stay the fuck away!!  Paying Me partially and hounding ME, WILL NEVER get you ANYTHING you fucking want!!!  

fatty, don ‘t think I forgot about you.  I’ll be looking for a few items for you to get.