I just received $1,000 from old guy george! george just drops his tribute and off he goes. vaseline freak and I had a gay ol’ time last night on the phone.  Earlier in the day he purchased ME $1,000 worth of HomeDepot gift cards.  I also seduced him into giving ME he and his wife’s personal email account and the password! I also got his social security number out of him, his work information and a bunch of other personal shit.  In his email account all his contacts were in there including his mom and his stepfather, their friends, work..just EVERYONE’s email.   I laughed My ass off reading his wife’s emails.  Here’s a short excerpt.

“Hope you are doing well this sunny day (it’s sunny here, anyhow, albeit a little on the chilly side!). I took my lunch into an empty room so I could sit in the sun for a while. How are the cats and Zoe? What’s new in Palisade?

You’ll be glad to know I finally used my gift card. We were in Fargo last week and went to Bed, Bath and Beyond. We got a very nice sheet set for our bed. It’s a light robin’s egg blue with little dots on it (in the same color). They are 400 thread count and very soft. ”

Hahaha! I just got into that email account and read a letter from your mother before you did, Perry the vaseline freak blowup clown doll!  She says Jaye was there last sunday and  she’s doing a “girl weekend” in Brainered next weekend. Princess will be watching you!

 I also just noticed that the $500 that $$$paypig sent is actually $600! he threw in an extra 100. Good job My widdle pigglypaywiggly.  Her unroyal fool’s $2,000 showed up today too!!  It smells DIVINE!!!  he offered even more money today if We send him pics of “our boots”. HAHAHA!

Isn’t it precious?

My new pot-rack showed up, it was the same exact size as My old one, so it was super easy to install.  New bathroom pendant light showed up too. It’s very nice.

Her unroyal fool’s latest poem.  The pimped by the man part of the poem is about this guy who we made u.r.f. suck who is now pimping him out really cheap to his friends. It’s a long, pathetic soap opera.  Like sands in the hourglass.. so are the days of Sierra’s freaks.

my heart is a toy for the peerless Princess;
I’ve lost all my money and my life is a mess,
But i’ll keep saving money for Her and Her Sister,
While i suck on the cock of some ugly mister.
The Great One thinks i’m slime, i think Her divine,
Princess gets rich, while i’m just Her bitch.
They take every cent, while i get more bent;
She blows my cash at the mall, and just has a ball,
While I suck like a demon and drink down that semen.
Princess takes my pay for Valentine’s Day.
i’ll never have a honey, so i give Her my money.
All i get is a man who pimps me for change,
And i suck every loser than he can arrange.
my mouth is full of dick most every day,
i’m addicted and know it; what more can i say?
i once liked a woman, but she said ‘oh no,’
And so i became a cocksucking ho.
i’m a foul little wormboy with not one brain cell,
So the Sisters take my money and just give me hell.
They know that i need to suck cock for them,
When they say ‘you’re a loser’, i just say ‘Amen.’
i might have a life if they didn’t crush me,
But i beg them to hurt me, a sad, loser plea.
So please take my money and please take my soul,
While i spend all my days as Your freaky cock-troll.