randy mersch is a fucking riot. Ok I got $400 out of him last night and you know how he has all these quirky addictions to hearing Me say and repeat certain words..such as saying “randy” like 50 times in a row, flushing a toilet in his ear, hissing the word “suicccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiide”, talking in a “demon voice” or saying the words, “randy, snort coke”, “randy, it’s time to part-ay” or his personal favorite, the word “booger.” Last night he asks if he can talk to My booger on the phone. hahaha! So I laugh in his face and say let ME see if she’s in and yell for “Sugah Bug-aaaaah.” So I talk in this overwraught Julia Sugarbaker southern accent to randy for like 30 minutes as he tells Me how much he loves Me and proposes marriage to Princess’ own little booger, Sugah Boogah. The funniest part is, he is fucking breathing sooo hard and saying how HOT the conversation is making him! WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHA! Oh man, sometimes I get such a kick out of “the crazies.” I’m totally going to have an entire chapter in My book about good ol’ humpbacked randy.
Our trip to the cabin, was waaaaaaaay fun. Us girls had a BLAST!! We have to get a bigger cabin sometime this winter and have even more girls there for a weekend. It really was fun!
It’s that time of the month again. Plug those assholes, boys!
I see another $100 from hairlip and $500 from terrance. fatmac got MY girlfriend another pair of boots!
Oh DropDeadRed played a mean trick on tittyboy!! She told him she mailed a cd with all of tittyboy’s greatest hits to his work. She sent a cd to his work and he about pissed his pants! Luckily for him it was just a work-out CD! hahahaha way to give “jugs” a heart attack! HAHAHA!
Princess you ROCK!
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Nice to hear about Your book!
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Princess I love you. I wish I could see you in person and that you would beat me up and do me with a strap on.
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you kick ass and are so superior to all men and even most women….is exploiting horny toads your full time occupation?
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I don’t think of it as an occupation…I think of it as an addictive and profitable hobby! Oh hell I haven’t had a job since I was a kid! I have lived well for years off the spoils of MY internet exploits! Hurray for ME!
Shit I am AWESOME!
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Princess, no wonder tittyboy has been quiet lately thinking those cd’s of him were posted to his work! How is his weight going?
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Yes Princess you are special. I wish you was kicking me slapping me punching me and banging me with a strap on and yelling at me calling me dirty names spitting on me and caneing my ass until I am really messed up bad.:-)
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Princess, i was just wondering if You do keen/niteflirt calls any more. i promise to dress on cam in my cutest sissywear for You with my cute voice.
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Micky that link you keep posting comes up FORBIDDEN…nothing comes up.
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Sorry Princess I guess it won’t go true.
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i don’t think YOU will ever get around to finish the book because everytime YOU think it would be complete YOU have another amazing conquest that must be shared
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holy shit….i am laughing my ASSSSSS off at this post. Suuuugah Booo-gahh….that is too fuckin funny!
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